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  1. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by non grata
    lycra spandex dreams
    young man in sausage casing
    post pictures monday
    you dreaming of me?
    if so please please stop right now
    scared for myself now


  2. #27
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    Am I a moron?
    Can maggots not count today?
    five, seven, and five.

    Or is the world messed?
    Red Sox, eclipse, angry whelk
    all arose this week.

    Combobulation-
    cosmic events converging-
    haiku has no form?
    It's idomatic, beatch.

  3. #28
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    nice and subtle, dude
    light handed admonishment
    keep the haiku pure

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    I check when I doubt
    m dash w dot com
    have I erred today?

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    i am so ashamed
    i soiled the five-sev-five
    and did six-sev-four

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    Friday's NSF
    W thread may be located
    in the padded room
    You are what you eat.
    ---------------------------------------------------
    There's no such thing as bad snow, just shitty skiers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mildbill.
    much love to wendy's
    stopped me from puking up blood
    bacon classic, please

    Wendy's is the best
    For post hangover eating
    good tasting protein
    It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

  8. #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
    you dreaming of me?
    if so please please stop right now
    scared for myself now


    please, don't be frightened
    the lotion in the basket
    is a gift for you

  9. #34
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    pick up brace today
    might go ski tomorrow with
    muted happiness
    Waste your time, read my crap, at:
    One Gear, Two Planks

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    7-11:
    you can suck my fucking balls
    shut down sub primo

    sev-elev moves in
    now i must go four more blocks
    to get a "fair" sub

    i liked the sub guys
    those two chaps were ok dudes
    now their business gone

    to state supreme court
    hundred thousand dollar bond
    they couldn't afford

    so case was thrown out
    and sub primo was shut down
    now, just sev-elev

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    stuck at work
    on the web, killing time till
    halloween

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    seventy degrees
    seventy fucking degrees
    rain rain go away

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    Quote Originally Posted by dubu
    stuck at work
    on the web, killing time till
    halloween



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    Quote Originally Posted by dubu
    stuck at work
    on the web, killing time till
    halloween
    so...three seven three
    it's the new five seven five?
    streamlines the haiku?

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    I guess it could be
    Poetry expert I'm not
    new thing learned today

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    new method
    increases efficiency
    minimalism?

    parade tomorrow
    or ride out in western Mass.
    foliage is nice

    stokage continues
    drool over Silverton pics
    wipe hanger off knee

  17. #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angry Whelk
    polluted is thread
    brett is drown from bukkake
    shinjuku, MOTHERFUCKER!

    respect for haiku;
    blurredelevens has no clue
    of what respect means
    Blurred summons the one
    The one who catch you by throat
    I ate your mom, yum

    when i bit her neck
    bukkake exploded much
    she flew like balloon

    she smelled like chicken
    Velveeta and Dead Whelk good
    me and friends share her

    yum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RickiTickiTavi
    Blurred summons the one
    The one who catch you by throat
    I ate your mom, yum

    when i bit her neck
    bukkake exploded much
    she flew like balloon

    she smelled like chicken
    Velveeta and Dead Whelk good
    me and friends share her

    yum.
    the whelk is funny
    this lame attempt to "flame" back
    is just fucking gay

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    friday it is not
    bitches still suck fuck fuck fcuk
    but not the maggetes

    stupid fucking girl
    lead me on then disapear


    thank you tgr
    thank you for the diary
    fuckity fuck fuck

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    clarification
    girl come to with me home
    then sleeps on my couch

    this is all I ask
    what the hell? why waist my time?
    to sleep on kmy couch

    bed I must go now
    will drink again tomorrrow
    no time wasting then

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
    clarification
    girl come to with me home
    then sleeps on my couch

    this is all I ask
    what the hell? why waist my time?
    to sleep on kmy couch

    bed I must go now
    will drink again tomorrrow
    no time wasting then
    fucking mildbill
    stuck in haiku land I am
    why do you do this?

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