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    A new all time low

    Someone stole my fucking underwear!
    A couple pairs of polypro bottoms and tops, a couple pair a socks, some spring gloves and the old ratty duffel bag that housed them.

    What the hell?

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    Wink

    They could not resist the hypnotic manly scent?

    Hopefully it wasn't a dude!
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    AKPM is stalking you. He's trying to clone a skidmark.

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    Maybe it was Manny?

    GQ gets up close and personal with Kerry and Ramirez
    By Carol Beggy & Mark Shanahan, Globe Staff | August 18, 2004

    MANNY'S MANNY In the same issue of GQ, there's a hilarious piece about Manny Ramirez, in which teammates, coaches, writers, and friends share their favorite stories about the inscrutable Sox slugger. Brian Graham, one of Manny's minor-league managers, talks of No. 24's penchant for pinching people's duds. "If he liked your shirt or your shoes, he would wear them home that night." That's confirmed by former Indians manager Mike Hargrove, who says Manny was particularly fond of pitcher Jose Mesa's chartreuse long johns. Jeff Manto, a teammate of Manny's in Cleveland, said Ramirez once took a broken bat to the plate -- and hit a home run. Asked why he'd used a busted bat, Manny said: "I just like that bat." Explaining his various hairstyles -- described by ex-teammate Wayne Kirby as "one minute Don King, one minute `Kojak' " -- Manny says, "I like to change looks. Like Lenny Kravitz."
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    Exclamation

    Quote Originally Posted by Keoni
    Someone stole my fucking underwear!

    It's the Gnomes! "Phase one, collect underpants. Phase two, (silence). Phase three, Profit!"

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    Whoa, two posts in two days, Grizz is en fuego!!

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    You fuck in your underwear? What are you an Elvis devotee? Anyway, I hope it wasn't your favorite fucking underwear.
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    Crotchless, Victors Secret.

    Do ya know how much it's gonna cost to replace that stuff?

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    Some lucky girl somewhere is now enjoying a Jazz Discharge Party Hat whose lining has the consistency of an eclair.
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

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    You should be honored that someone feels your underwear is worthy to make soup with!
    Calmer than you dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
    Some lucky girl somewhere is now enjoying a Jazz Discharge Party Hat whose lining has the consistency of an eclair.
    Hmm... I wonder how you thought that stuff up. I wonder what might have inspired you to write this. Frankly, I think it just zapped right into your head or something....
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