THAAAAAANKS FOR CALLLLING KIRKWOOD!!!

[tcohee]

GOOD MORNING AND THANKS FOR CALLLLLLLLLING KIRKWOOD!!! IT IS TUESDAY MORNING IN THE EARLY MORNING IT IS OCTOBER 26 AND ITS JUST AFTER 6 AM IN THE EARLY MORNING OF WHAT IS QUICKLY BECOMING A HISTORIC WINTER AT KIRKWOOD'S HISTORY WITH THE EARLIEST OPENING IN OUR HISTORY THIS PAST WEEKEND OCTOBER 23

OVER 4 FEET OF SNOWFALL LAST WEEK, NEARLY A HALF A FOOT OF SNOW THIS PAST WEEKEND AND RIGHT NOW AS OF 6AM IN THE EARLY MORINING TUESDAY OCT 26 WE ARE IN THE MIDST OF A MAJORMAJOR MAJOR WINTER SNOWSTORM (IT IS ALMOST AS MAJOR AS THE WELL HIDDEN STASH OF COLUMBIAN POWDER AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY) WHICH IS THE BEST SNOWSTORM IN ALL OF OUR HISTORY HERE AT THE BESTEST RESORT IN ALL OF THE TAHOE BASIN IT HAS ALREADY DROPPED CLOSE TO A FOOT OF POWDER SNOW AND WE ARE EXPECTING ANOTHER 1-2 FEET OF SNOW STORM TOTAL 3 FEET OF SNOW OVER THE NEXT 24 HOURS IT ALL STARTED LATE LAST NIGHT AND IS GOING THROUGH THIS EARLY MORNING AND THIS IS ONLY GOING TO ADD TO THE LEGEND OF THE 2004 /2005 SEASON WHICH HAS ALREADY OPENED WITH THE BEST CONDITIONS EVER IN OCTOBER IN ALL OF HISTORY INCLUDING PREHISTORY AND OF COURSE AS EVERYONE IN THE SKI AND SNOWBOARD WORLD ALL OVER THE WORLD AND EVEN IN OTHER WORLDS KNOWS KIRKWOOD IS THE ONLY MAJOR RESORT IN THE TAHOE REGION TO OPEN THIS EARLY AND WE EXPECT TO OPEN THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN OF KIRKWOOD AND WELL OPEN MOST IF NOT ALL OF THE FRONTSIDE OF KIRKWOOD THIS EARLY IN THE SEASON OF THE HISTRICALLY BEST OPENING SEASON OF ALL SEASONS AT KIRKWOOD!!!

THANKS FOR CALLING KIRKWOOD, HOME OF THE LIGHTEST, DEEPEST, WHITEST SNOW IN ALL OF TAHOE! FOR A GOOD TIME PUT 1-877-KIRKWOOD IN YOUR SPEED DIAL!!!

[Below Zero]

I hate reading post like this! Arrgghh!

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I hate reading post like this! Arrgghh!

Good thing you live in Colorado!

[AntiSoCalSkier]

There's no way that's the real Crackhead. He would never be excited over a snowstorm. Everytime I've ever called Kirkwood on a storm day, he's totally bummed about the road conditions, but excited that tommorrow will be clear.

[iceman]

There's no way that's the real Crackhead.

NO IT'S THE REAL CRACKHEAD HE CALLED ME PERSONALLY TO TO TELL ME ABOUT THE AMAZING CONDITIONS HE ALSO MENTIONED SOME AMAZING REAL ESTATE OPPORTUNITIES, WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF FAG OR COMMIE?

[Keoni]

Knock off the fucking snow reports.

This is a forum for political spew only!!!

[splat]

Someone call the Whelk!

[Keoni]

No...please not the Whelk. He's becoming kinda like that song that gets stuck in your head.


On a different note:

To all who will be knee deep in the white, cold, powdery fluff this weekend

I hate you so very, very much

[Arty50]

He would never be excited over a snowstorm.

You're kidding right. The guys flips out over snow. Especially the Lindo Brand.