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    Holy Hangover

    I got rocked like Florida last night by an extremely powerful hurricane--A Scorpions and Tesla hurricane that touched down in Boise. I consumed one bottle of Irish Rose "red", one tallboy of Molson Ice and a 1/2 a bottle of Makers before the show. My head hurts sooooo bad I want to die.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    http://www.chordsandtab.com/scorpions.jpg

    there you are, rocked by the hurracaine

    seriously though. tesla? i mean i like 'signs' as much as the next lycra rocker, but please rev. you pay to go to this show???

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    When you move to CO, I suggest lookin for a place in Thornton. If that's to highbrow, check Federal Heights.

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    Holy buttrock, batman.

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    Don't worry, folks. Full TR with pics of a mustached and mulleted Rev coming later.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Saudi Aurora would suffice.


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    Unhappy

    I have a hard time squaring the Rev I know with the Rev that has a 'stache and pays good money to see shows like "Tesla" and "Journey" and "Scorpion."

    I mean, WTF, mate?

    edit: And a mullet? On purpose?
    Last edited by Cornholio; 10-25-2004 at 01:57 PM. Reason: Incredulousness
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Is that the same wild irish rose that comes in a gallon jug like apple juice? I had a few run-ins with this substance in my late teens, but a homeless guy once told me that drinking too much of that stuff will make me go blind.

    I couldn't come up with one reason why a homeless guy would lie about the effects of street wine so I gave it up.

    Just sayin.
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    That's the stuff, Honc. Good to hear from you, btw! It's been a while.

    Cornholio--Jealousy is a stinky cologne.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honc
    I couldn't come up with one reason why a homeless guy would lie about the effects of street wine so I gave it up.

    Damn, that was deep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
    That's the stuff, Honc. Good to hear from you, btw! It's been a while.

    Cornholio--Jealousy is a stinky cologne.
    New job had me cautious about internet tom foolery. Took me nearly 4 months to realize that the eyes of the tech dept are not all that concerned with skiing message boards. Plus this joint tends to turn into a steelcage deathmatch come mid-June so it was a good time to try and get some work done...

    Wild Irish Rose has taken at least 3 years off of my life. But as Dennis Leary says, they're the ones at the end. You can have those.
    You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.

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    Outstanding sir!

    Nice work man! I too had my world rocked by a smattering of mullets, sagging flap jack booobies, and spandex here at a Tesla show. There is no shame in it, be proud!

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    You guys are sick.
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adolf Allerbush
    Nice work man! I too had my world rocked by a smattering of mullets, sagging flap jack booobies, and spandex here at a Tesla show. There is no shame in it, be proud!

    Well lookey lookey at who's posting! Dude...I had to tell your story in the duck blind about "the other night" and the "thing you did to that girl". Sorry.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Duck blinds, Buttrock shows, Fight Club, the same adage goes. Don't make me say it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
    Duck blinds, Buttrock shows, Fight Club, the same adage goes. Don't make me say it.
    What are three places the Rev won't get laid for 300, Alex.
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    They're coming to Seattle soon...

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