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Thread: John Mayer Rules

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    John Mayer Rules

    Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.

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    I didn't really like him before I read his interview, then:

    PLAYBOY: You were addicted to Jessica Simpson?

    MAYER: Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.

    PLAYBOY: But before you dated her you thought of yourself as the kind of guy who would never date Jessica Simpson.

    MAYER: That’s correct. There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did youever say, “I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.”
    That's pure gold. Dude taps only the finest of asses and plays a mean gitbox too. Nothin wrong with that. It's lame he aplogized for it all though.

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