My Angry Whelk Tee and Stickers Came!!!

[The Suit]

Yet somehow I have come to peace with angry whelk bukakke death from above, you cracker.

Yes, I am cracker. Someday soon I will be drown.

[phUnk]

Did anyone else have to use Google to find out what bukkake means?

New to the internet, are ya?

[The Suit]

New to the internet, are ya?

Just slow.

[splat]

Yeah, right.....

Naivete claimed by the only guy on the board with a bukkake guard avatar.

[Cornholio]

Yeah, right.....

Naivete claimed by the only guy on the board with a bukkake guard avatar.

Now THAT's comedy.

[Angry Whelk]

while the suit may have bukkake proof avatar, he need not to worry. whelk must show respect to the younger suits natural filial piety, and amaze at plate art talents. often the whelk is anoyance at the nature of human, and often bukkake drown is not avoid. however, the suit is work hard. the suit is make ski on shinjuku internets. maybe one day whelk can go bukkake with suit on teton pass, and together revel in glorious spew.

shinjuku, MOTHERFUCKER!

[Keoni]

I would like to thank the Whelk.
I am no longer able to enjoy the company of myself, (on these cold empty nights), without thinking that I am giving myself bukkake from above.

[The Suit]

Naivete claimed by the only guy on the board with a bukkake guard avatar.

You don't have to know the lingo to know that a facefull of spew is worth avoiding ...

[slippy]

When I poured a bucket of water onto some house guests last night, from the second-story porch, all I could think of saying was, "Death from above!!!".

I whelked 'em good.

[Viva]

When I poured a bucket of water onto some house guests last night, from the second-story porch, all I could think of saying was, "Death from above!!!".

I whelked 'em good.

Ya know....it's probably not the same with water, even warm water...

And if you were trying to get rid of your guests, going Bukkake on them just might do the trick.

[Keoni]

Ya know....it's probably not the same with water, even warm water...

And if you were trying to get rid of your guests, going Bukkake on them just might do the trick.

Of course, some dude in the Justice Center Jail may be going Bukkake on ya later

[slippy]

Just say it, I'm a mild-mannered pseudo-whelk.

A bucket of warm mayo would have been better, I know.

[basom]

can we please see some angry whelk representation in your next video effort slip?

[Viva]

Of course, some dude in the Justice Center Jail may be going Bukkake on ya later

Not if it's the "Booty Bandit". Then, you're really fucked.

[slippy]

can we please see some angry whelk representation in your next video effort slip?

Oh fuck yes. Probably would have to be regulated to the bonus section though. Might work well in a crash section, too.

[basom]

Oh fuck yes. Probably would have to be regulated to the bonus section though. Might work well in a crash section, too.

FNKA!! i can see it now, in the crash section, every time someone is about to blow up the angry whelk materializes, superimposed, for a second over the skiers head, drowing them with bukkake death, and then they are drown (a.k.a fully wadded).

just to see Angry Whelk in the credits would be rad.

[The Suit]

while the suit may have bukkake proof avatar, he need not to worry. whelk must show respect to the younger suits natural filial piety, and amaze at plate art talents. often the whelk is anoyance at the nature of human, and often bukkake drown is not avoid. however, the suit is work hard. the suit is make ski on shinjuku internets. maybe one day whelk can go bukkake with suit on teton pass, and together revel in glorious spew.

shinjuku, MOTHERFUCKER!

Thank you, honorable Angry Whelk. To show gratitude, I will dispose of alkaline batteries in an eco-friendly manner.

[Angry Whelk]

veeeeeeeery goooooooood suit.

the way to Whelk's heart, is through knowledge of Whelk's disdain. improper battery disposal will lead only to warm death from above, as it did for Hideki Matsui and the entire Matsui clan. The suit has shown most excellent knowledge.

Whelk must now find something to perpetuate his anger.

shinjuku, MOTHEFUCKER!

[tcohee]

THANKS FOR CALLING KIRKWOOD!!!

IT'S BEEN AN UNPRECIDENTED EARLY SEASON FOR WEATHER. KIRKWOOD HAS ALREADY RECIEVED 1 FOOT OF SNOW TODAY, AND UP TO 3 FEET MORE OF THE SIERRA'S BEST SNOW IS FORECASTED TO FALL BY THURSDAY. IF THE WEATHER GOES ACCORDING TO FORECAST, KIRKWOOD MIGHT BE OPENING A LIFT THIS WEEKEND FOR EVERYONE'S ENJOYMENT. THIS MEANS THAT IF ANY DIRTBAG LOCALS HAVE A BRIGHT IDEA THAT THEY MIGHT HIKE UP THE MOUNTAIN AND RUIN OUR PERFECT POWDER, THEY'RE DEAD WRONG, AS OUR HIGHLY TRAINED SKI PATROL WILL BE TRIGGERING AVALANCHES DIRECTLY ABOVE THOSE DIRTBAG HIPPIES. IF ANY OF THEM MAKE IT BACK DOWN, THOSE COCKBITING FUCKERS WILL BE ARRESTED FOR TRESPASSING BY OUR LOCAL ALPINE COUNTY SHERRIFF, WHO WILL BE SETTING UP HIS SUBSTATION FOR THE WINTER IN OUR RED CLIFFS PARKING LOT. THIS LEVEL OF PROTECTION IS WHAT WE AT KIRKWOOD OFFER TO OUR HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION. NOTHING BUT THE BEST, STARTING AT $55,000.
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[Lostinthetrees]

veeeeeeeery goooooooood suit.

Whelk must now find something to perpetuate his anger.

shinjuku, MOTHEFUCKER!

Perhaps this may help perpetuate...