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Thread: My Angry Whelk Tee and Stickers Came!!!

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    If there are screaming Japanese running away in terror, I'm in.

    Really, they could be any kind of screaming terrified people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    you can hire a rickshaw if you like. walking gives you more time to aprieciate the bukkake puddles.
    I can no walke, after too much sake

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    The Whelk is watching you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mildbill.
    we stop for warm sake?
    We stop to release warm spew on crackers...Shinjuku style.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Probably a rerun, but Whelk inspired research led me to this. It's NSFW.

    It gets stuck in my head from time to time. Not sure I'm happy about that.
    Last edited by The Suit; 10-25-2004 at 01:38 PM. Reason: NSFW warning

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Suit
    Probably a rerun, but Whelk inspired research led me to this.

    It gets stuck in my head from time to time. Not sure I'm happy about that.
    holy shite, what a way to start to monday morning....that rocked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Suit
    Probably a rerun, but Whelk inspired research led me to this.

    It gets stuck in my head from time to time. Not sure I'm happy about that.
    Thank you for the NSFW.

    I realize the whole thread is really NSFW, but nobody at work really knows what bukkake is until the f word is associated with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Castro's
    I realize the whole thread is really NSFW, but nobody at work really knows what bukkake is until the f word is associated with it.
    You really need to stop using the f-word at work.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Its hard not to use it since I am an accountant. I'm always having to request FINANCIAL statements and FINANCIAL worksheets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Castro's
    Thank you for the NSFW.

    I realize the whole thread is really NSFW, but nobody at work really knows what bukkake is until the f word is associated with it.
    Sorry. I will edit in a warning.

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    that bukkake rock vid would be way better with some shinjuku style. nagasaki is played the fuck out dog!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Suit
    Sorry. I will edit in a warning.
    Sweet, it actually wasn't a problem until the "I like to fucky" part came blaring through my speakers. I have my own office so I tend to play my music at work kind of loud. Luckily I had my hand on the volume control just in case. F-word on screen = no problem. F-word through speakers = could be in trouble.

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    so, i gots to ask, what, exactly, is this whole whelk thing? also, what's up w/ "shinjuku MF"? I mean, Shinjuku is a shopping district in Tokyo...that's like saying "Times Square, MF" or "Union Square, MF"...someone, please, enliten me on this whoke bukkake, shinjuku, whelk thing, I am so confused....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD
    This may or may not answer your question:
    http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17680

    See bad_roo's first post in the thread and follow it from there.

    read this whole thread. it is the genisis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    read this whole thread. it is the genisis.
    The genesis and the genius.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Goddamn you guys are weird.

    Base, howz the knee?

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    ok, thx for the whelk/bukkake/shinjuku background'er...I just spent about 20 mins reading through that hole post and laughing out loud here @ work...

    that this was spawned from some HS kid asking for design ideas for his "earth shine" (WTF?) clubs kills me......i am laughing so hard right now people were glancing at me like i am nuts...

    the HS kid (Glade?) has got to take this idea and presnt it to his club! i want video of this presentation.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    My Angry Whelk Tee and Stickers Came!!!
    Wait, these are action shirts and stickers? Do they take batteries?

    Kinda makes the kung-fu grip look weak.

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    will there be. a summit. bukkake party?

    i could. probably. round up. some ladies. with bukkake talents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Walken
    will there be. a summit. bukkake party?

    i could. probably. round up. some ladies. with bukkake talents.
    Explain to me this, what kind of talents must a lady posses in order to have loads of cum shot onto her face by random guys. Better yet, please don't.

    edit: however, if you would like to add more cowbell I'm sure it would be appreciated

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    AngryWhelk themed Halloween decorations displayed in window... Check! Be afraid kiddies.

    http://www.bcbhc.com/Shinjuku/Shinjuku.jpg

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    Did anyone else have to use Google to find out what bukkake means?

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    This shit is absolutely killin me....................

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Suit
    Did anyone else have to use Google to find out what bukkake means?
    Yes, I admit it. It's documented in the original thread. I couldn't believe these guys are as twisted as they are, and after a few google searches I was even more alarmed. Yet somehow I have come to peace with angry whelk bukakke death from above, you cracker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freshies
    Shinjuku is a shopping district in Tokyo
    Shinjuku is where sararimen go at night to get drunk and have bar girls sit on their lap. It is a perfectly reasonable place for an angry bukkake whelk.

    You're probably thinking of Harajuku (fashion district) or Akihabara (electronics district).

    Remember, when pronouncing Japanese, don't stress any of the syllables. Spit them out like you're shooting. SHIN-JU-KU, not SHIN-ju-ku or shin-JU-ku.

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