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  1. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ski Beaver
    Does that mean Santa's on his way?

    Not at Summits house, he's a jew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    Not at Summits house, he's a jew.
    Here we go again.

    Strap in everyone, the next two pages are going to look very similar to the two pages of crap that were deposited the last time Blurred referred to someone as a jew.

    NB: The fact that Summit is a jew has no bearing on this argument.
    Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of resume's in the bin without reading them.

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    Bull! Everyone knows that Santa doesn't care about religion but rather is sexually attracted to evergreens with shiny lights on them. He always visited when I was a kid! And the hannukah fairy came too! I got double! One time when I was little Xmas and Hannukah overlapped and I caught Santa and the Hannukaha Fairy squirming around under the tree... they were doing weird things with the Menorah. I am scarred for life.
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit
    Bull! Everyone knows that Santa doesn't care about religion but rather is sexually attracted to evergreens with shiny lights on them.
    I caught him with my sisters cabbage patch kid one Christmas morning......talk about bad memories....

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    Thumbs up

    It's too bad you didn't get in on this one Iceman, good stuff.

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    I saw that thing about Jesus in that movie "Passion of the Christ". That must have been tough....

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    Speaking of Santa

    Last year I needed a little extra money, so I got hired as the Santa at the mall. What a crappy job. I hate Xmas btw

    Late one day, a little boy came up and sat on my lap, his name was Joey. I asked Joey what he wanted from Santa, and he replied, “I just want my Daddy to quit hitting my Mommy”

    Whoa, I sat there for a second and said to him, “Well Joey, does your Mother mouth off a lot?”

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