What to do on my last 3 days of work?

**FreakofSnow** · 10-20-2004, 10:40 AM

Man I am bored, I have 3 days left in the corporate cubicle that I call hell. My whole department is in Denver this week for training. I kinda feel like I have reached the end of the internet.

What do I do next?

My attempt to stay "busy"

**slippy** · 10-20-2004, 10:49 AM

http://www.squarefuse.com/pong.swf

Download a bunch of music and make some CDs?

**lemon boy** · 10-20-2004, 10:50 AM

can you help with my filing?

T-minus 3 days

4 days worth of filing.

**FreakofSnow** · 10-20-2004, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by slippy

http://www.squarefuse.com/pong.swf

Thats a sweet game!

**DBdude** · 10-20-2004, 11:06 AM

take long walks, long lunches, come in late and leave early, call in sick

write bullshit documentation that nobody will read

**Mountainman** · 10-20-2004, 11:35 AM

Go start up your sled in the parking lot and rev the shit outta it

MT · 10-20-2004, 12:53 PM

Have a party at your house.

**Superstar Punani** · 10-20-2004, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by FreakofSnow

What do I do next?

My attempt to stay "busy"

Enjoy

http://mindbluff.com/index.htm

**Jumper Bones** · 10-20-2004, 01:45 PM

Dude, if you're really pissed at them, go 'upper deck' the toilet.

To do it, you remove the cover to the water reservior, and shat in there...

...it's the gift that keeps on giving, as it will be rather impossible to get clean water back into the toilet, the water will always be poopy.

**edg** · 10-20-2004, 01:50 PM

4294 popups? Is that ever or in the current session? (If the latter, what the hell were you browsing?!)

edg

**FreakofSnow** · 10-20-2004, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by edg

4294 popups? Is that ever or in the current session? (If the latter, what the hell were you browsing?!)

edg

4294 popups is probably from about the last year. Lots of surfing my man.

**Buster Highmen** · 10-20-2004, 02:28 PM

Early one morning, bring in several monstrous jellos you've made containing army men, doll parts, pickles, rubbers, sprinkles, vegetables, toy guns and pages from the Weekly World News. Leave them in the kitchen areas and bathrooms. Enjoy.

Large pots work well for jello molds. If you have any of those fancy jello molds, I rescind my suggestions and refuse to talk to you ever again.

Have fun in Missoula, Snow Bowl roolz and take the time to visit Turner, Discovery and Lost Trail.

**Theodore** · 10-20-2004, 04:33 PM

You could send a never ending fax. Get ~ 2 feet of black construction paper, send it to someone you dont like, and then tape one end to the other so it makes a loop. Their toner will be gone in no time.

Enjoy.

**Blurred** · 10-20-2004, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by Jumper Bones

Dude, if you're really pissed at them, go 'upper deck' the toilet.

To do it, you remove the cover to the water reservior, and shat in there...

...it's the gift that keeps on giving, as it will be rather impossible to get clean water back into the toilet, the water will always be poopy.

Damn that's terrible...................

I love it!!!

**shirk** · 10-20-2004, 05:54 PM

Clean out your desk and bust out. Claim the days skipped as de-tox.

When I left my previous job in Toronto that I was rather disgruntled with I just said screw it and blew off the last two days. The group I worked with had taken me out for dinner on the Wednesday night as a going away thing. After we left the restraunt me and another co-worker hit up the Irish Embacy for beers. After considering things over 8 or 9 pints I decided I was done with said job at that very point and didn't need to finish out my two weeks notice. Went back to my desk cleaned it out and sent a few drunken "I am outta here" emails. Left the security pass on my boss desk on the way out. Man did that piss a few people off. My senior manager sent a nasty gram email back to my personal addy, a former boss called at home to wake me out of my hangover the next morning. Bonus was they paid for my full on steak dinner and the first few beers that started me on my way. What better way to leave than with a tummy full of steak and beer on the company coin.