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Thread: An Impassioned Plea for a Very Important Upcoming Election

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    An Impassioned Plea for a Very Important Upcoming Election

    You guys, this is very important. The history of our world, as we know it, depends upon your choice in this crucial time. Please take a minute and vote! Me, I'm voting for this guy:

    Hello everyone, yes I know this is a horribly pathetic and shameless
    means of self promotion. (I can't help it, I'm a spoiled only child)
    However, how else am I going to stay in the game of pro skierness? All
    these green boned little flippy doodlers are gonna shove me out of the
    biz unless you all vote for me! As you all know we have a very
    important election coming up. Thats right, the Powder Magazine readers
    poll of course. Vote for me and I promise you NO NEW TAXES! Only
    idiotic antics for your ski film viewing pleasure. Here's the link:
    PowderMag 2005 Readers Poll
    It should only take a couple seconds. Oh yea, please forward this to
    all your friends and tell them to vote for my ass! Thank you!
    Shane
    http://www.grantkphoto.com/shane.jpg

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    Who can say no to somebody that sexy?

    Not me.

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    BWAAHAAAHAAA!!!

    Good f'ing lord ! I had to physically cover my mouth to stop myself from laughing out loud at my work. WOW!

    LONG LIVE CLIFF!
    Fighting foot fungus one public bath house at a time!

    My site

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    Heh. I already voted for these dudes weeks ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lane Meyer
    "Oh yea, please forward this to
    all your friends and tell them to vote for my ass! Thank you!
    Shane "
    Only if it's shaved as close as his melon.
    We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? ~ Lee Iacocca

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    I get one of these emails from him every year around this time. This year, what I wish I had done (and I had this idea about 30 milliseconds after I hit "submit") is to write in not "Shane McConkey," but "Shane McConkey's Ass."

    10$ says that would actually win...(just following directions, anyway!)

    Oh - and on that note, wait until you see his ski pass. I might actually not win funniest pass picture this year....

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    Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
    Push it on into systematic overdrive
    You know what to do

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