How can I have fun with this?

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My boss has been on vacation for the last week, and he called me from Birmingham, Alabama last Saturday night around midnight......"Duuuuuuudeeeeeee, I'm on fuckin E tv, they say it's live, turn on your TV!".....he then goes on and on about how he's in a club and Etv is there filming him partying....he was soooooo wasted when he talked to me that I'm almost positive that he doesn't remember calling me. That also says he prolly doesn't remember much about the events of that night. I told my co-worker about this a few days after, and we laughed about it for a while. Well, my boss is back from vacation, and I my co-worker made up a story saying, "yeah, I saw you on Etv the other night".....my boss, "really??....holy shit, that's right"!!

Now I need a story to tell my boss, like "yeah, I saw you on TV, you were macking on this really fat chick on TV, and then gave a finger mustache to the camera"...

Any other suggestions?

[sandytheskier]

You also have to say something along the lines of, "Yeah, and when you mooned that camera....."

[tuffy109]

Any other suggestions?

get a fucking life.