Something that gets sprayed around here a lot...I "heart this", I "heart that",........it's so goddamn frkn sickeningly cute it makes my hair stand up.
I don't look good when my hair stands up.
Also "sprayed".
Something that gets sprayed around here a lot...I "heart this", I "heart that",........it's so goddamn frkn sickeningly cute it makes my hair stand up.
I don't look good when my hair stands up.
Also "sprayed".
Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
I KNOW! Right?
That doesn't even MEAN ANYTHING!
It's idomatic, beatch.
"That is all"
My Montana has an East Infection
Just the word 'heh' bothers me. And I was very disappointed to see Roo start to use it.
How about "you fucking fuck."
Who's your Daddy is wearing thin
The entire Napolean dynamite script needs to die. qouting has gotten out of hand amongst the "cool" kids in utah. I swear if I hear 'heck yes' one more time someone is gonna lose an eye.
LOL. LMAO. IMHO.
All emoticons. Smileys are OK, I guess.
Originally Posted by slippy
Yeah, but the alternative is LOL, and that's just unacceptable.
I also much prefer the subtle 'heh' over RAFLMAOJEOMKHMWCIATMPTTIK!
Edit: and whoever said lame was lame is lame.
Last edited by bagtagley; 10-26-2004 at 11:34 AM.
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
quoting monty python needs to have a comeback
"i fart in your general direction. your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
"so hot right now" isn't all that hot right now.
"...And my quarter is ruined. My business lost about 200K in revenue.
On a positive note, I did save some money on car insurance by staying with GEICO..."
Heh.Originally Posted by slippy
Here in the UK, the mainstream media have just caught onto the word 'chav' and for the last couple of weeks it's been everywhere. www.chavscum.co.uk has been around for a good couple of years.
I heart those cool beans that are so hot right now. S'all good. LOL![]()
Originally Posted by bad_roo
Now, you did it...I'll be walkn around like Plake all day.![]()
Compasionate Conservatism
Calmer than you dude
Due to rampant misuse by puh-lenty of maggots ...needs to die.
"Stoke" is getting old too.
Is it me or is all of maggotdom becoming cliche?
Balls Deep in the 'Ho
Yes.Originally Posted by 13
......
adding "izzle" to everything... needs to die
was at my local electronics superstore and had to resist punching the 18yo metrosexual covered in hair gel after he kept calling my ipod an "ipizzle"
Football related:
Constant dick-sucking of Brett Favre by commentators. If he dies tomorrow, they'll say he died for our sins.
Repeated references to Daunte Culpepper's weight. He's big. He's fast. He's a quarterback. Yeah, we got it.
"I smell varmint puntang."
haha, totally agree on the Farve dicksucking. What pisses me off more is that I seem to be the only one who picks up on it, I need to get the hell away from dumbass packer fans for awhile.
madden is by far the worst for it.
*farve is scrambling, 2 defensive linemen are about to sack him. he turns and blindly chucks the ball 50 yds downfield towards one reciever and 5 defensive backs, somehow the reciever makes the catch....*
and its like you can hear Madden and Al Micheals beating each other off in the booth. "That's what you get when you have a Brett Farve on your team" "only brett can make that throw" "a priviledge to watch" "He is the kind of guy with the decency to give you the reach around"
I swear if I hear Madden say, "He's just a kid havin fun" and then the camera shows farve with a dumbass grin on his face I may lose it.
whoa, touchy subject for me, but I hate the fucking packers.
on topic: Bomb ass, if I hear anyone say this my unnofficial guesstimation of that person's IQ drops by at least 20 pts.
...tricks deserve applause, style deserves respect
You ain't kidding, and I actually like Farve.Originally Posted by FNG
Tonight's Packers/Texans game on ESPN, Mike Patrick, Paul Maguire, and Joe Theisman - all 3 wouldn't shut up about how great he is - over and over and over. Its a close game, and the whole 4th quarter and they won't shut up about Favre. A couple of minutes left in the game, score tied, Packers driving, and they start on a partucularly long ass-kissing of Favre.
Then right on cue, Farve throws an interception 20 yards down the field. 10 seconds of dead silence, and then Maguire says "I don't mean to blow smoke at Favre, but that's as good as a punt. 3rd down and twenty, that's as good as a punt."
Patrick then says "yes, yes it is." Finally, Theisman says "Uhh, no it isn't guys. I'm a quarterback and no it isn't. I'd much rather have that 3rd down, and then hand the ball off to a punter [on 4th down] instead of having the INT next to my name."
Maguire's response? "Well, that's your problem Joe, you're just thinking about yourself again."
Fuckin what?!?!? Farve turns the ball over on 3rd down, not 4th down, and the commentators head is so far up Favre's ass that "it's as good as a punt"??
And while we're on the subject on ESPN Sunday night football, is it just me, or does anyone else think that there is open hostility between Patrick, Maguire, Theisman? Rude comments, insulting each other during the game, open anger and demeaning statements- am I imagining this?
Last edited by eDub; 11-22-2004 at 02:06 AM.
"Holy Blower!" - Jeremy Jones
First person they mention after Longwell kicks the game-winning field goal: Brett Favre. Then they mention Longwell.
"I smell varmint puntang."
Any of these makes me wanna kick the shit out of people
"When you have the chance....."
"Close of business..."
"Now that we're on the same page...."
"Hey peeps"
"Whatever..."
"Anyhooooo"
"hows your hammer hangin"
just another ''big'' handle
"would you be willing to..."
Nope, sorry, i wouldn't.
-You can imagine where it goes from here.
-He fixes the cable?
"Anyhoooo" is enough to warrant a Falling Down style killing spree.Originally Posted by Punani
Benny Profane, edg, LAN, joshbu, Darkside, Odin, trainnvain, azzure, Dexter, twoplanker, watersnowdirt, phUnk, onehotchili, Tyrone, the Rev, and the prime perp FRIZZO.... how do you plead?![]()
Last edited by bad_roo; 11-23-2004 at 04:30 AM.
For Roo, Bespoke, what's with the english automotive press anyways? Every hole in the wall english car manufacturer has 'bespoke' up their ass. Any thing that hasn't been pirated out of the Ford/BMW/etal parts bin is bespoke..., whether it's better than a part they can buy or not.
aaaaargh I hate that word....
hmmmm?
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