Yo Bill, we agree. You won't catch me sympathizing either.
Yo Bill, we agree. You won't catch me sympathizing either.
Balls Deep in the 'Ho
Originally Posted by mildbill.
next time i get you a bag i'll make sure to tell sweet r. that you think her and her guns should be locked up.![]()
Last edited by basom; 11-18-2004 at 09:46 AM. Reason: mildbill is an undercover pig!
hey man, m's got me. he doesn't need to pack heat, he can just shoot pus from his hand, raining bukkake-like infectious death from the side.Originally Posted by basom
if he's still alive. does anyone know?
And sweet rose shouldn't have her guns locked up, just give them to a non-drug dealing type like me. because, you know, society would be a lot better off if I was running around with a hand cannon in my belt.
Last edited by mildbill.; 11-18-2004 at 09:47 AM. Reason: THE MAN COULD BE WATCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from the amount of work in the shop i'd say he is die.
or at the very least, not tuning skis.Originally Posted by basom
You, Sir, need to move to a better neighborhood.Originally Posted by mildbill.
TaaDaa!! Problem solved. NEXT!
no, he needs to get his girlfriend to move to a better niehborhood so he can crash there for free without getting tagged by cross fire, or constantly pacing around staring out the window at his jeep.
HEH!7890
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13 brings up a good point earlier on. I'm sure you all know that you are responsible for knowing all the criminal laws, in fact you're to know the state code for every state you're in. Pretty scary when you think about it. Here I am a real life lawyer (I don't just play one on tv) and I run across a statute prolly once a week that I didn't even know about.
Here are some little known ones from WA:
-can't enter an intersection on a yellow
-you can be arrested for driving after just one beer: our law reads affected by or over .08
-you can be arrested for being drunk in your car though you're not driving, if you are safely off the street before pursued by cops you can't be convicted
I would really suggest people scroll through the state code. There's a lot of shit there that is amazing. We've got legislatures in every state who's sole purpose is to write laws, and those guys stay real busy.
PS- 13, I know the drug dealer doesn't think "I'm going to get 5 more years for carrying my gat" but that's the only way the legislature can penalize someone for gun involvement.
listen pal, there is a lot of valuable garbage and dirty clothes in that jeep. plus, i think someone's trying to steal those wires where my stereo would normally be.Originally Posted by basom
i'm going to leave work and go sit by the window now. see ya!
seriously. if anyone ever knifed your soft top the smell from that skanky fullface wold make them pass out on the spot. you have no worries.
so i have a little composting operation going on in the back. is that illegal? what about if i'm packing heat while composting?Originally Posted by basom
Composing and packing (of any sort) do not mix. If there isn't a law about this, there should be.Originally Posted by mildbill.
Good question. Consider your position again. It's not the errata and circumstances, it's the behavior that determines a crime. The problem is that laws increasingly address errata, not the behavior.Originally Posted by mildbill.
And you can thank a lot of the left/Demograbbic/socially concerned types for that stupidity.
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so it's the lefties fault that i can't compost in the back of my jeep? what a country!!!Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
Not with a gun.Originally Posted by mildbill.
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i use the bullet holes to aerate the compost. now what?Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
Last edited by mildbill.; 11-18-2004 at 12:20 PM. Reason: what i mean is that i shoot the compost with my gun, causing bullet holes which serve as aeration holes.
You've just shot your ability to plead the 5th. So go drink one.
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way ahead of you. i was on the wagon, but the back was full of compost so i didn't fit very well, and got quite filthy.Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
So that's the kind of girl you have, eh?Originally Posted by mildbill.
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junk in the trunk, quite literally.Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
Skag in the Jag or getting deep in the Jeep?Originally Posted by mildbill.
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