FOUND. YOGACHICK'S ASS!

**FNG** · 10-17-2004, 11:20 AM

Would it be possible to get one of those diplomas from the Blurred School of the Internet? I pay cash.

Didn't I read this same crap during the shit-storm during Blurred's banning? None of you are nieve enough to believe that you can change somebody's personality by posting to/about them here on the internet? I've sprayed various liquids out of my nose laughing at things the both of you have said. Can't we just keep being funny? Nothing good ever comes from these pissing contests.

**Buzzworthy** · 10-17-2004, 11:34 AM

"Why does he feel he needs to be a dick at all? Maybe he needs to see a therapist." - Mrs. Buzz, Psychologist Intern.

She walked in earlier and read what I was typing.

I thought that was pretty funny.

Now, where in the world is Yogachick's Ass!! [/end hijack]

**Blurred** · 10-17-2004, 11:35 AM

Buzz, I'm NEVER a dick to people here until they start talking smack. I've never had a problem with you, because you've never talked shit, make sense? I'm only rowdy with those dishing it out, pretty simple really.

[QUOTE=Buzzworthy]

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
phUnk, did it ever occur to you that being a dick to people you've met is much different then being a dick to people on the internet that you've never met?

[/QUOTE

Blurred, so what happens when you DO meet them? Why even put all the work into being a dick? Or does it just come natural?

I have met you now, briefly. You seem like a person that can be a real cool guy. I was not able to talk to you long enough to really get a good impression though. You are generous, I will say that, and generous people are usually good people in my book. I hope you were not playin me in real life, but I will give yout he benefit of the doubt. That is who I AM!

Like phUnk said, most people here are the same in real life. I am one of those. phUnk is too. He is super sarcatic and likes to joke, here or when he makes fun of me in SLC (I make it too easy for him). I know he is playin, so it is all good. And yes, he does like to dish it out.

But he is not a dick about it.

Food for thought.

**Buzzworthy** · 10-17-2004, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

Buzz, I'm NEVER a dick to people here until they start talking smack. I've never had a problem with you, because you've never talked shit, make sense? I'm only rowdy with those dishing it out, pretty simple really.

No shit here to talk. I have a good time and if anybody gets in my way I simply kill them.

And now I must go wash my 2 Great Danes.

This part sucks.

B, disregard my wife's comments, she is in one of those moods.

**Blurred** · 10-17-2004, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by Buzzworthy

No shit here to talk. I have a good time and if anybody gets in my way I simply kill them.

And now I must go wash my 2 Great Danes.

This part sucks.

B, disregard my wife's comments, she is in one of those moods.

It's all good bro....I'm going skiing at Loveland now, have a good day.

L7 · 10-17-2004, 12:02 PM

Back to the assatar. Several months ago yogachik replaced the assatar with a lame photo of her cat. Apparently she likes her cat. I ran a poll about bringing back the assatar. Someone found the banner you have posted and posted it supposedly outing yogachik as the Milli Vanilli of asses.
Much anguish ensued (seems to be a trend in threads regarding the assatar) and yogachik swears she never claimed it was her ass and that others simply made the assumption. Yoga, hot ass seems a logical assumption really.
I think I recall her saying it wasn't her ass and certainly don't recall her saying it was. I formed no opinion as to whose ass it was but did form a close bond to the assatar.
Amazingly yogachik blessed us with the return of the assatar showing that democracy and polls do work, (George Bush and Florida notwithstanding).
Alas it appears the assatar has left again for funky dancing hippy chick which I sort of like in a bizzare but not dirty way. I liked the assatar in a much dirtier way.
The good news is that I'm absolutely certain that the dancing hippy chick is in fact yogachik and all is good again.
Now back to your regularly scheduled distress.

**dipstik** · 10-17-2004, 12:03 PM

Dear phUnk,

I've got some awful news. It's over between us. I have realised you're an intellectual dwarf. In fact, I only went out with you in the first place so I could break up with you and and make you cry.

For years now I have been fantasizing about killing you, so I think you are better off without me.

I was hoping to be less of a bastard and tell you in person, but then I realised I would have to lie about how it wasn't you it was me.

If you try to call me, I will call your parents.

Fuck off,

Blurred

-------------------------------
Dear Blurred,

I was having an off day when we met. It got worse when I thought that you were someone special, someone that I could learn to love.
Now I know better. It’s not only your feet that smell.

Please don’t email me, call or write. Ever.
Regards,

phUnk
-----------------------------

Dear phUnk,

When we first were going out everything was a lot of fun.
Now I realize that I was the fun person, you are just a jerk.
Goodbye forever.

- Blurred
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Dear Blurred,

You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
Still......
If you shaved your butt and walked backwards you’d still make an ugly dog. Your personality doesn’t make up for your face.

-phUnk
------------------------------------

Dear phUnk,

There was a time when all my friends told me what a jerk you were, how it was wrong that I was wasting myself by being with you.
I hate it when my friends are right.

So long jerk-face!

-Blurred
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Dear Blurred,

I once saw a car accident where the driver of one of the cars was decapitated and the head was in three pieces. That person was less of a wreck than you are. Consider me gone before I’m your next victim.

-phUnk

**Buzzworthy** · 10-17-2004, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

It's all good bro....I'm going skiing at Loveland now, have a good day.

Jealous, and soaking facking wet, washing a 170 Dane in a bathtub is not easy.

**phUnk** · 10-17-2004, 01:37 PM

dipstik: You inconsiderate douche. Those were supposed to be PRIVATE emails!

You will never understand what Blurred and I have shared in our lifetimes. NEVER!

Back on topic: Did you guys really ever believe that a woman would put a picture of her own ass up as her avatar on a predominantly male message board? Seriously?

**Buzzworthy** · 10-17-2004, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by phUnk

Back on topic: Did you guys really ever believe that a woman would put a picture of her own ass up as her avatar on a predominantly male message board? Seriously?

We can hopelessly hope can't we?

**InspectorGadget** · 10-17-2004, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by phUnk

Did you guys really ever believe that a woman would put a picture of her own ass up as her avatar on a predominantly male message board?

Now I suppose you're going to tell us that dipstik's avatits aren't his either. Bastard!

**yogachik** · 10-17-2004, 03:41 PM

I didn't know my ass was missing. Let me go look in the mirror. Yep, it's there.

how the hell did a thread about my old avatar (and guys, it's just an avatar) turn into another blurred battle?

**phUnk** · 10-17-2004, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by yogachik

I didn't know my ass was missing. Let me go look in the mirror. Yep, it's there.

how the hell did a thread about my old avatar (and guys, it's just an avatar) turn into another blurred battle?

Women's butts just get me riled up. I can't help myself.

**Buzzworthy** · 10-17-2004, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by phUnk

Women's butts just get me riled up. I can't help myself.

phUnk, please put up an awesome ass avatar. Not your own please. Thank you.

hehe, snowboarding makes me happy too.

**supercow** · 10-17-2004, 04:33 PM

we all need to go skiing, soon

**freshie247** · 10-17-2004, 06:51 PM

Sometimes I think I've never seen a board in more dire need of a BJ!

Sorry,Can't help you .you're on your own!

**Telekóptero** · 10-18-2004, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by FNG

Would it be possible to get one of those diplomas from the Blurred School of the Internet? I pay cash.

Didn't I read this same crap during the shit-storm during Blurred's banning? None of you are nieve enough to believe that you can change somebody's personality by posting to/about them here on the internet? I've sprayed various liquids out of my nose laughing at things the both of you have said. Can't we just keep being funny? Nothing good ever comes from these pissing contests.

heh. he said "nieve". that means snow.

clearly a maggot when you make a typo and say snow in a second language.

**splat** · 10-18-2004, 11:33 PM

I had the caption for that TGR party photo when yogachik posted it this am.
But I pried my fingers from the keyboard because, well, it (paraphrasing, make that elaborating upon, a favorite Punani quote) seemed the right thing to do to prevent any acrimonious inferences (not that I could possibly insult the Poon).

You will now be returned to the regular program for more backbiting, sneering, insults, mud-slinging, gay squabbles, and general one-upping.

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