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    Dop I have a drinking problem?

    For the last 3 months, ive started drinking as soon as i get home from work(about 2 pm) on the weeek ends, after Im up for a cou[le hours, it stars all over again. right noe, its 12:32 and im hammered?

    Do I have a problem/

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    STFU you fucking douchebag!

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    Does it take away from skiing time? If so then yes you have a drinking problem
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    How much money is in your bank account? This is generally a good indicator of wheter you have a problem or not.
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
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    No





    (ten character bs)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MT
    No





    (ten character bs)
    Says the man that carries a case of Miller around the party.

    "Do you want to put that in the fridge?"

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    Says the man that drinks all the wounded soldiers and carries around drunk guys on his shoulders.

    "Do you need some help?"

    "No."

    "SMACK!"
    Relativ geschickt schickt Bo schicke Grüße an die Schickeria - ihr habt auch SCHICKE SCHIA!
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    Actually, the answer may ("may") be yes...

    Also, what the fuck is the damn animal on the Jager bottle? Is it a deer or an Elk? Whatever it is, there is also a circle avove it's head with a cross in the middle...I think it may be a sign of the Devil, kinda like a goats head

    FKNA that shit is good after it's been sitting in the freezer for a while. I foound a Plaxtex baby bottle nipple that fits perfectly, I can nurse off of it for hours

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keoni
    Actually, the answer may ("may") be yes...

    Also, what the fuck is the damn animal on the Jager bottle? Is it a deer or an Elk? Whatever it is, there is also a circle avove it's head with a cross in the middle...I think it may be a sign of the Devil, kinda like a goats head

    FKNA that shit is good after it's been sitting in the freezer for a while. I foound a Plaxtex baby bottle nipple that fits perfectly, I can nurse off of it for hours
    Nice... The 1.75's come with hand pumps, very handy for intoxicated pouring.

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    If you're even remotely serious in questioning this, you should try to back off the juice. Talk to your real friends. Get help if needed.

    I suppose the easiest way to tell would be to decide to not to drink for X amount of time and see if you can stick to it.

    SaAaH (and sorry for being serious),
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    Aside from me, he has no real friends. I'm pretty tired of his shit BTW

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keoni
    Also, what the fuck is the damn animal on the Jager bottle? Is it a deer or an Elk? Whatever it is, there is also a circle avove it's head with a cross in the middle...I think it may be a sign of the Devil, kinda like a goats head
    It's a deer on the bottle and Jaegermeister, translated directly, means Huntermaster. A Jaeger in Germany is like a park ranger, he's in charge of a forest, cuts down trees, shoots overpopulation of animals, kicks out illegal campers etc... It's his profession and a Jaeger is one of the few people in Germany who are allowed to have guns at home.
    Therefore, the saying on the label means something like: It is the hunter's honorful duty to protect his game and to care for it.
    And no, they don't pay him with Jaegermeister...
    Relativ geschickt schickt Bo schicke Grüße an die Schickeria - ihr habt auch SCHICKE SCHIA!
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    You guys ever seen one of these in action?

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    Nothing like that here in Wisconsin



    edit- you facking picture....
    Last edited by crashnburn'd; 10-20-2004 at 07:17 PM.

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    I think most people would just rather buy a dozen more bottle's of Jag...
    "I smell varmint puntang."

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    Quote Originally Posted by -D-
    It's a deer on the bottle and Jaegermeister, translated directly, means Huntermaster. A Jaeger in Germany is like a park ranger, he's in charge of a forest, cuts down trees, shoots overpopulation of animals, kicks out illegal campers etc... It's his profession and a Jaeger is one of the few people in Germany who are allowed to have guns at home.
    Therefore, the saying on the label means something like: It is the hunter's honorful duty to protect his game and to care for it.
    And no, they don't pay him with Jaegermeister...
    Cool info dude.
    So, he's kind of a combination of Charlton Heston and the BLM

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
    Nothing like that here in Wisconsin



    edit- you facking picture....
    I assume the picture was from Shooters in La Crosse? I had many shots of Jager from the Jager tapper when I live down there.

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    In Germany, Jager is the "Muscatel." It's the drink of choice for their street bums. Guess that's why they ship it over here for college student consumption.

    Oh, and I drink it too...but I don't buy it. That'd be like admitting I have a problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -D-
    It's a deer on the bottle and Jaegermeister, translated directly, means Huntermaster. A Jaeger in Germany is like a park ranger, he's in charge of a forest, cuts down trees, shoots overpopulation of animals, kicks out illegal campers etc... It's his profession and a Jaeger is one of the few people in Germany who are allowed to have guns at home.
    Therefore, the saying on the label means something like: It is the hunter's honorful duty to protect his game and to care for it.
    And no, they don't pay him with Jaegermeister...
    Well I had an interseting conversation with a couple of the Jager girls when I lived in PC. They were hanging out at Mother Urbans and it is a spot I like to frequent. So after a few drinks I talked it out of them and they said the correct meaning of Jagermeister is "Master of the Hunt".
    "It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

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    Yeah, that'd be it. I saw one of those cooling machines here in Chico, CA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MT
    You guys ever seen one of these in action?
    Yup...sister has one in her house...good for parties...if ya like the stuff...not me...tastes like hell.
    Snow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisSkis
    Yup...sister has one in her house...good for parties...
    Is your sister having a party anytime in the near future

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    Quote Originally Posted by MT
    Is your sister having a party anytime in the near future
    and does she put out.

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    WOOOOOHOOOOOO!
    It's Friday, it's noon................

    Let the drinking begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    i just want to know how you get out of work so early.

    fucker.

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