It's Friday

[Woodsy]

oo my bowels are loose,
core sore from workout last night,
coffee OD Fri.

Utes will crush Tarheels,
Long pregame 8 pm start
aroused by coeds

[Duder]

a few coors pitchers
last night beer special, six bucks
head in clouds today

[tuffy109]

woodsy's off baseball
all of his predictions suck
now he's on football

[Duder]

hungover want food
dreaming of Taco Del Mar, Mmmm
gut bomb burrito

[mildbill.]

edit proposal
i think "what, no five-sev-five?"
haiku overkill

last night my girl says:
"you can't roll joints like basom,
i don't like your bowl"

[Woodsy]

woodsy's off baseball
all of his predictions suck
now he's on football

A cheer for the Yanks
Is like cheering for Walmart
Generic and Staid

Utah Footballs rise
Is a story in itself
My hometown grid team

BCS beware
The Utes gatecrashing is on
A Utah man here

[basom]

last night my girl says:
"you can't roll joints like basom,
i don't like your bowl"

i can show you how
guy with no dexterity
patience is the key

[Duder]

big bob marley joints
cannon ball comin' at ya
kentucky bluegrass

[mildbill.]

no dexterity
no patience. stuff that shit in,
light it up, repeat

[EPSkis]

no dexterity
no patience. stuff that shit in,
light it up, repeat

Rolling machines work.
Stuff the shit in and spin it
2 working thumbs RULE!

[mildbill.]

working thumbs, how nice
overshot double on bike
much PT, thumb fuct

[basom]

please, machine for puss.
if you can't roll a tulip
you are missing out.


http://www.whspliff.net/images/Cafes/uktulippic.jpg

[Cornholio]

Basom: O'er the top!
Oragami and haiku
make a mellow night.

[Duder]

what the hell is that?
don't be a pussy, roll it!
cone theory the best

[basom]

tulip is advanced
if you don't know don't hate
make many cones first

[Duder]

tulip theory strange
limited smoking knowledge
please explain wise one

[72Twenty]

Utah Footballs rise
Is a story in itself
My hometown grid team

BCS beware
The Utes gatecrashing is on
A Utah man here

End of the run near
Utes are over confident
Pokes will crush all hope

Atleast we agree
Pokes will dessimate the Cougs
We hate BYU

We will have to wait
Utes coming to Laramie
Bring it on, bitch-es!



edit: Woodsy, check your PM...

[basom]

tulip comes from euros
provides excellent smoking
bud goes in the bud

warning, description not in 5-7-5 format, please hide eyes if you will be offended:

First take several skins, and gum them together so you have a square about 2" wide, with gum along one edge. Now fold the corner opposite the gummed edge in, lick a finger and run it along the fold, then tear off the corner. Now you should be able to roll the skin formation into a cone and use the gummed edge to stick it together (the end with the corner removed is the pointy end). Then, if you are using hash, empty out two cigarettes, and crumble a lot of hash into the mound of baccy, mixing it through. Should be about a 50-50 hash/baccy mix. If you are using weed, you`ll need quite a bit, broken up nicely. Then you fill the cone with your weed or baccy/hash mix, stopping about 3/4cm from filling the cone completely. Now get a long thin strip of card (bout 2.5" should be fine) and roll it into a tube, nice and tight. Here comes the tricky bit...you may need another person to help here (ask your parents kids). Jam the tube (the roach) into the ganja so it goes just a little way in, then get a length of thread (hair is too damn hard to use, don`t try) and put around the cone at about the same level that the ganja stops. Tighten the thread and tie it, so the edges of the cone are pulled in tight to the roach, and it holds. Now there should be a bit of rolling paper above the thread, lying along the roach. You can fluff this out to form the "petals" if you want. Anyway, then you spark the pointy end while toking through the roach. Be warned this thing hits like a truck when you get further down because of the amount of surface burning at once...

[Duder]

good explanation
Tulip method is foreign
crazy euro dudes

[Elrobbo]

This is my first post
you don't have to tell me 'cos
I know I'm a jong

[vinzclortho]

This is my first post
you don't have to tell me 'cos
I know I'm a jong

good first post for noob
need naked pics of your sis
euro joints are facked

[Cornholio]

oh lovely friday
night of beers and relaxing
to work: get thee fucked.

Internet haiku
a tradition continues!
worth arising for.

---
Four new blackwalls here
Even the car craves winter
cornering is fun.

Bring it on, Ullr
My two hundred horsepower
now waits for your wrath.