It's Friday

[crashnburn'd]

bill has a' fallen
off the ball it does appear
so I will start now

[basom]

that is amazing
a really bad start today
crash must do better

[gonzo]

not a hungover friday
since i blacked out wed. and thur.
win tonight is certain

[crashnburn'd]

I am sorry b
anything exciting from me?
we will wait to see

homecoming weekend
barrels arrive at noon time
must drink til stupid

[Spicoli]

[Cartman]

Angry whelks are sweet
SHINJUKU MOTHERFUCKER
I just peed myself

[/cartman]

[72Twenty]

We play BYU
Not gonna go to Provo
Tune shop radio

[schuss]

must find real job or
ski bum in grandest fashion
no decision made.

made cake for two friends,
birthdays too close together,
shaped like penis

No PBR keg
tap run dry of golden joy
collection fund waits

[tuffy109]

it's on for tonight
kevin brown will destroy you
poor poor redsox fans

[Benny Profane]

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

[Tippster]

homecoming weekend
Maryland hosts NC State
they'll fear the turtle

[mildbill.]

kevin brown, oh no!
yankee fan, wow! you are cool
and original

[Tippster]

it's on for tonight
kevin brown will destroy you
poor poor redsox fans

notice the weather
rain delay is possible
your new avatar sucks

[basom]

i hate wall. wall sucks.
i punch wall when i am mad.
i show wall who's boss.

[tuffy109]

avatars are cool
i will flip it back over
when W leaves


pedro and schilling
were your two go-to pitchers
cornrowed white boy sucks

[iceman]

Walls in Fenway Park
Say shit here comes Kevin Brown
Find a place to hide!

[watersnowdirt]

red sox keep losing
bush is still our president
must jump off cliff now

put on smelly shirt
to keep painting the primed walls
will this ever end

flying to dc
first thing tomorrow morning
must wash clothes tonight

love haikus so much
will keep writing and writing
even though they stink

[basom]

bronson is the man
tuffy does not know him well
he will plunk two yanks

[The Reverend Floater]

camping under stars
empty bottle sits dead drunk
rev belches in sleep

fly duckies fly fast
for a man sits waiting still
stoned to the gills

[EPSkis]

Toyota Scion
I have to build a display.
Need parts, you dickheads.

Big flat screen TV
But no keyboards for me yet
We can't sell Scions.

Toyota asks "why?"
I say - "because you fucked up."
Ship the parts, fuckers.

Fuckity, fuck fuck.
Fuckity, fuckity, fuck.
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity.

[tuffy109]

bronson is a punk
tuffy does not care for him
please try and hit sheff

[Tippster]

your shirt is smelly
I'll gladly wash it for you
when you come to town

Tuffy uses flag
political expression
somewhat surprising

[mildbill.]

tek will take sheff down
steroids won't help that fucker
plunk away, bronson

[Nohillsnearby]

Owie, owie, ow
My Ankle still hurts
Pain medicine sucks

[The Reverend Floater]

Nohillsnearby wrong
painmeds are best thing in life
eatem if you got em

[vinzclortho]

sketchy guy next door
tells me they still make qualudes
damn that guy is fucked

thirty five years old
he looks like he is sixty
lives in a garage

cloudy in socal
too lazy to get coffee
too early for beers

yanks fans in socal
never been to Nueva York
bandwagon hooray

stomach feels fury
surviving on just hot wings
must pat, do not wipe

search for job still on
complicated by being lush
fuck yeah it's friday

up all night popcorn
no longer seems all that good
when tasted this morning

dreamt of MRG
bushwacking through the forest
Squaw 8 hour drive

friday morn hiakus
something to look forward to
when you have no job