Help! Beer explosion!

[FNG]

Help! 2 bottles of Killian's just exploded in my freezer. What's the best way to thaw them w/o losing lots more of the beer?

- Edit: bottle caps popped off, bottle itself didn't explode.

[KarlHungus]

well, everyone knows that alcohol melts ice... So, i'd just dump some 100 proof in the bottles let it sit for a bit and then chug away.
Or just take them outta the freezer and drink em.

[Arty50]

1) Why are you drinking Killian's? The only good Irish Red belongs to girls with names like Mary and Margaret.

2) How could you let beer spill? This is a travesty of gigantic proportions.

3) Because of your incompetence with numbers 1 and 2, I think that you need to be taken out and shot.

[FNG]

1: It was on sale for $7 for a 12 pack at the liquor store.
2: Fell asleep watching Judge Judy
3: I know.

[basom]

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[13]

Put the bottles in plastic cups and crank the temp. on the fridge down a notch or two.

Whatever is already outside the bottle will leak into the cup, and whatever is still in the bottle will recede.

Enjoy.

[FNG]

Hm....breakfast beer.

[A-wreck]

mmmmm barfy killian's

do yourself a favor.....eliminate the middle man and dump that beer right in the toilet

[Viva]

At least a banana didn't explode out of your a$$.

[gonzo]

love the fitchburg jersey in that photo. you know those guys rule wachusett.

[Droopy]

1) Why are you drinking Killian's? The only good Irish Red belongs to girls with names like Mary and Margaret.

2) How could you let beer spill? This is a travesty of gigantic proportions.

3) Because of you incompetence with numbers 1 and 2, I think that you need to be taken out and shot.

I dont like that word choice, oh and drinking beer after its frozen is gross as shit, or for that matter drinking it while its still frozen.

if the frozen beer is in an unopened can or bottle it tastes good, however if the frozen beer is in a cup, or a bottle with the top off it tastes bad. it tastes like flat beer mixed with a piss-popsicle

now this only my experience with lagers, since killians is darker, it might not taste as bad. At any rate travesty was a poor word choice IMO. I dont know why but it just is.

Travesty : An exaggerated or grotesque imitation
perhaps this:
tragedy: A disastrous event, especially one involving distressing loss or injury to life

[PNWbrit]

drinking beer after its frozen is gross as shit, or for that matter drinking it while its still frozen.

if the frozen beer is in an unopened can or bottle it tastes good, however if the frozen beer is in a cup, or a bottle with the top off it tastes bad. it tastes like flat beer mixed with a piss-popsicle

Absolutely - life is too short to drink bad beer

[Buzzworthy]

With all this talk about beer, I am ready for one already.

[Droopy]

well it is friday, and it is homecomming weekend for my old school. Therefore friends are in town, therefore drinking mucho beer.