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    100' Backflip Off Hospital Air

    So hardrider just calls to tell me the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. He insisted I post it for the rest of you.

    He and his boss were watching Focused and Seth's backflip plays.

    Hr: That's sick.

    Boss: Oh that's nothing. It's just a stupid backflip.

    Hr: (Sure like you've thrown one before) Yeah, but it's off a 100 foot cliff.

    Boss: So?

    Hr: ...... I'd like to see you do it.

    Boss: Sure, where.

    Hr: Well there's a perfect line at Kirkwood: Hospital Air. It's plenty big.

    Boss: No problem.

    Hr: [Pick up phone, call Arty, and laugh uncontrollably]

    At this point I have to ask whether or not the guy is just joking. After all if you've met him, you know there's NO WAY IN HELL this is gonna happen. Turns out the guy was not joking. As to whether he'll actually do it, I'd bet my left testicle he won't even walk up there. But to hear someone spray like this...I'm speechless. Supposedly he says stupid shit like this all the time. This however demanded mass ridicule.
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    I met that cat. I don't believe he can lift his leg high enough to spray, let alone talk shit like that.
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    damn, what is it with people? it makes no sense

    tresckow was telling me how there was some kid here in UT saying how he was gonna kick his ass skiing this winter and he's never even seen tresckow ski before. it makes no sense. all you do is make yourself look like a jerk. so weird.

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    I thought you were going to say the boss wipped out a tape of himself throwing down said trick. And it would turn out that hardriders boss was some sort of super pro from days past. I went to high school with kids who talked shit like this. They always say they said something different when it came time to pay the piper.

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    Oh, I forgot to add something for the non-Kirkwood maggots.

    To the best of my knowledge, Hospital Air has only been done once. By TeleRob.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    do you have any pics of said hospital air?

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    I remember sitting on a lift with Splat early season when he pointed at Hospital Air and said "Telerob dropped that on tele gear" like it was no big deal.
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    Jumping off a 100 footer is the same as jumping out of a 10 story building. Whether you're inverted or not doesn't change whether it is sick or not.....on that note........

    Why in the fuck is this worthy of a post? Some guy talking shit, blah blah blah. If he was doing the same shit, he'd be giving Seth a run for his money....he obviously isn't.....The bullshit meter is on explode right now.

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    Here is a related story:

    So, back in the day when I was on the ski team, it somehow came out that a coach of mine could throw down backflips (just for perspective, this was when twisters where still cool). Being the little snot that I was, I kept on ragging on him because I thought he was spewing. Finally, one day while we were on the mountain he stops me, tells me to wait, and proceeds to chuck a backflip off a 20 footer. My jaw just hit the snow.

    Funny, I haven't thought about that for years. I still remember watching him disappear below the rock flying through the air upside down. heh. Jeez, back then you didn't even see people do shit like that in the movies. At that time the coolest thing out of Steamboat was Fistful of Moguls.
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    Are you sure Hardrider wasn't the one talkin' shit?
    Last edited by skier666; 10-15-2004 at 12:25 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skier666
    Are you sure Hardrider wasn't the one talkin' shit?

    You better add a fuckin smiley face, you bastard.












    plus if I was gonna do it Id throw a double for sure, theres plenty of room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx
    do you have any pics of said hospital air?
    good question...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FollowMe
    good question...
    The footage of TeleRob doing it is un Unparalleled II.

    Get a copy of that hardrider and show it to your boss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skier666
    Are you sure Hardrider wasn't the one talkin' shit?
    That's a damn good question. It makes perfect sense now that I think about it...
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    Why in the fuck is this worthy of a post? Some guy talking shit, blah blah blah. If he was doing the same shit, he'd be giving Seth a run for his money....he obviously isn't.....The bullshit meter is on explode right now.

    and you've never done this???
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    telerob is the mang, mang..... for once , i tend to agree with brett. if he was that good, hed be giving seth a run for his money

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    Jumping off a 100 footer is the same as jumping out of a 10 story building. Whether you're inverted or not doesn't change whether it is sick or not.....on that note........

    Why in the fuck is this worthy of a post? Some guy talking shit, blah blah blah. If he was doing the same shit, he'd be giving Seth a run for his money....he obviously isn't.....The bullshit meter is on explode right now.
    What!

    Chickety check yourself. Come on man! Worthy of a post? No need to reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snorkeldeep
    i tend to agree with brett. if he was that good, hed be giving seth a run for his money


    Thats the point. We aren't saying we're stoked to see this, we're saying the mans a fool for saying it.
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    I agree with Brett too. This stuff is trash. I'm going to go read a post about AKPM getting caught masturbating by his mom again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    .....The bullshit meter is on explode right now.
    (im gonna say this one more time so arty and hardrider don't have to....)

    THAT IS THE POINT

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    Quote Originally Posted by meatdrink9
    I went to high school with kids who talked shit like this. They always say they said something different when it came time to pay the piper.
    This makes me smile because I have a wonderful mental image of highschool MD9 "paying the piper" with a crazed grin on his face and then stopping, looking up the hill above the kicker/cliff/etc. at said shit talker and watching them soil themselves.
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    Hardrider needs to see if this guy willput his money where his mouth is. A hundred bucks for a hundred footer? Sounds good to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gonzo
    This makes me smile because I have a wonderful mental image of highschool MD9 "paying the piper" with a crazed grin on his face and then stopping, looking up the hill above the kicker/cliff/etc. at said shit talker and watching them soil themselves.
    Isn't there some story about MD9 jumping into a tree (or maybe it was just a really big jump) trying to impress some kids in high school?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    A hundred football shaped pizzas for a hundred footer? Sounds good to me.
    Fixed for hardrider.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntiSoCalSkier
    Isn't there some story about MD9 jumping into a tree (or maybe it was just a really big jump) trying to impress some kids in high school?
    Yeah that sucked. I went really huge. I blacked out in the air. I crashed down through some aspen tree and luckily my body landed just to the side of the trunk and left a huge crater. My dad took a photo from below. My ski was still up in the tree. I was so happy not to get killed.

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