I almost forgot to post this, it made me spit out my coffee from laughing. Now, I know all you guys here drive this car and I don't for a second question your manhood or dude-ish life.
from today's Los Angeles Times, an excerpt:
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* The Outback has been shown by demographers to be popular with lesbians. Sometimes referred to as "Lesbarus," Subaru station wagons have not only the roomy rear cargo space necessary for transporting large dogs but also the all-wheel-drive capabilities useful for off-road trips to the Lilith Fair. A Car Talk poll rated it the No. 1 lesbian car. A few years ago, Subaru even put Martina Navratilova in its advertisements. There she was, tanned and crow's-footed and separated from fellow Subaru endorsers Paul Hogan and Lance Armstrong by nothing more than an X chromosome. "What do we know?" she says in the ad. "We're just girls."
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10-14-2004, 05:21 PM #1
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Subaru Outback #1 Lesbian car?
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10-14-2004, 05:22 PM #2
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Forester 'round these parts.
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10-14-2004, 05:24 PM #3
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LAV
Lesbian Assault Vehicle.
Forester here too.My Montana has an East Infection
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10-14-2004, 05:39 PM #4
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hillarious...esp. that Lilith Fair crack...yeah, the Forrester is more popular with the Lesbian crowd here in SF/Bay Area/Tahoe, for sure...
But, hey, I drive an Outback, and if some hot Lesbians wanted to look under the hood, I would be all for it
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10-14-2004, 05:55 PM #5
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Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian
http://www.fitnessbeauties.com/rsclu...s/tnc.044b.jpgLast edited by Superstar Punani; 10-14-2004 at 10:54 PM.
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10-14-2004, 06:01 PM #6
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So does your bed.
Originally Posted by Punani
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10-14-2004, 06:08 PM #7
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In the land of many hippie lesbians, I can say WITHOUT A DOUBT that the Forester is the #1 Lesbian Vehicle, aka LAV. When I was buying my Legacy a few years ago, the dealer said the same thing... Sounds like everyone thinks the Forester is #1 also. So people like Squirrel99 are safe from being lesbians - for now.
Last edited by BakerBoy; 10-14-2004 at 06:40 PM.
OOOOOOOHHHH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
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10-14-2004, 06:10 PM #8
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a while back one of the Outbacks in their commercial had the license plate "Xena LVR"
Haha
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10-14-2004, 06:13 PM #9
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Mine is a WRX that is out of Lesbo range - right?
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10-14-2004, 06:17 PM #10
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was that just the legacy outback? or the outback sport too?
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10-14-2004, 06:21 PM #11
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Is this supposed to be sarcastic, or are you really that stupid? Originally Posted by Baconzoo
I was just in Burlington, VT and I saw this chic on Church Street that was wearing Kaki's and an Izod shit with no bra. Nips popping and "Pat" style hair!
I couldn't believe my eyes....
Dike on parade. So funny to generalize
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10-14-2004, 06:24 PM #12
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Damn, and I wanted to trade in my honda civic for a Subaru. You guys won't think less of me if I own a lesbo car, will you?
However, I know two completely straight women who own Forresters.
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10-14-2004, 06:28 PM #13
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Cue Legoskier salavating... Originally Posted by divegirl
Damn, and I wanted to trade in my honda civic for a Subaru. You guys won't think less of me if I own a lesbo car, will you? I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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10-14-2004, 06:29 PM #14
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When I picked up McConkey at the hotel in SLC and transported him and Gaffney bros to Alta for some turns last season, Shane said the same thing to me - "Dude, you've got a lesbo car - Me too!" I was like, "huh?" </shruggin the shoulders> Originally Posted by yogachik
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10-14-2004, 06:30 PM #15
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funny to see this message now..I literally just came back from buying a used Legacy and Im super stoked on it....i got a smokin deal on it too...BRING ON THE MUFF
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10-14-2004, 06:54 PM #16
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Yep, Forrester.
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10-14-2004, 07:15 PM #17
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From the Car Talk Website (here):
Ultimate Lesbian Cars
10. Chevy S10
9. Volvo Wagon
8. Ford Ranger
7. Nissan X-Terra
6. Geo Tracker
5. Honda CR-V
4. Ford F-150
3. Jeep Wrangler
2. Subaru Forester
1. Subaru Outback
Ultimate Gay Cars
10. Chrysler Sebring
9. VW Cabrio
8. VW Golf
7. Saturn SC1
6. Saab 900
5. Mazda Miata
4. Jeep Wrangler
3. BMW 3-series
2. VW Beetle
1. VW Jetta
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10-14-2004, 07:24 PM #18
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does this mean i should start experimenting with women?
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10-14-2004, 07:47 PM #19
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Gay-Coded Subaru Ads Return to Mainstream
I drive an Impreza. I also enjoy watching Xena - Warrior Princess. Does this make me a lesbian trapped in a man's body?
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10-14-2004, 07:51 PM #20
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Not in my neighborhood you don't. I'm surrounded by gym teachers. Originally Posted by Punani
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10-14-2004, 07:53 PM #21
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they all ride pastel colored beetles in sea-town
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10-14-2004, 08:01 PM #22
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[Jeep snob] I would just like to point out that I've always suspected this. After all, real Jeeps have round headlights and metal dashboards. Not those lame square things and plastic dashboards. [/Jeep snob] Originally Posted by AntiSoCalSkier
That said, I've seen some reeeealy hot ladies driving Jeeps."I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
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10-14-2004, 08:04 PM #23
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Slowest pitch EVER Originally Posted by Lynx
does this mean i should start experimenting with women?
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10-14-2004, 08:10 PM #24
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Vets, I just want to know how long it took you to make that rainbow line.
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10-14-2004, 08:11 PM #25
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