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    What is is about cooking shows?

    What the hell is it with cooking shows? Do they transmit some sort of hypnotic wavelength through the t.v.? Why is it that no matter how gay of a program it is, I keep watching it? Could somebody please shed some light on this subject.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grizzle6
    What the hell is it with cooking shows? Do they transmit some sort of hypnotic wavelength through the t.v.? Why is it that no matter how gay of a program it is, I keep watching it? Could somebody please shed some light on this subject.
    Put down the bong, JONG.

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    seems like you've been neglecting your inner iron chef. ain't nuthin' wrong with watchin' the food tv, it's interesting and sometimes practical stuff- and at least more useful and entertaining than most of the crap available out there.

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    I'll tell you who has a hypnotic wavelength - Giadia DeLaurentis. She's on Everyday Italian and she's super hot.

    There's also my personal favorite, Tyler Florence. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

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    I am hooked on Good Eats. It's like going to Culinary School without paying 45K in tuition.
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    One of my favorites is on public tv. Its America's Test Kitchen. They test whether stuff actually works and is the best.

    And have you ever noticed how big Rachael Ray's mouth is? Its disturbing and mesmerising at the same time.
    "Great barbecue makes you want to slap your granny up the side of her head." - Southern Saying

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    What happened to Yan?

    did he get excommunicated? check into rehab?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_gyptian
    What happened to Yan?

    did he get excommunicated? check into rehab?
    YES! If Yan Can Cook, So Can Yooooooooou!

    I like his "American Chopsticks" (he pulls out a fork)
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    Quote Originally Posted by homerjay
    Put down the bong, JONG.
    I was smoking a bowl last night and I watched the Emiril Live show for about 15 minutes and I have no idea why! It was like the first time I had ever watched for more than a few minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_gyptian
    What happened to Yan?

    did he get excommunicated? check into rehab?
    r.i.p. (quite a while ago actually)

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    Quote Originally Posted by grizzle6
    What the hell is it with cooking shows? Do they transmit some sort of hypnotic wavelength through the t.v.? Why is it that no matter how gay of a program it is, I keep watching it? Could somebody please shed some light on this subject.
    Simply put, you are gay. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that however.

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    Quote Originally Posted by non grata
    r.i.p. (quite a while ago actually)
    wow, I didn't realize that. bummer. I always quote him in his accent when I cook in my wok.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by cololi
    Simply put, you are gay. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that however.
    Damn Gina. Busted once again. I am gay. I smoke pole. What can I say? I was trying so hard to conceal my damn gender crisis, but no matter what I do, it always leaks out....
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    Quote Originally Posted by LAN
    I'll tell you who has a hypnotic wavelength ...
    Claudine Pepin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty
    wow, I didn't realize that. bummer. I always quote him in his accent when I cook in my wok.
    do you do anything special when you cook up some aunt jemima pancakes?

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    I love Good Eats and Iorn Chef...Emeril really annoys the hell out of me sometimes.

    RIP Yan
    I had no idea.

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    ^^Heh, Dantheman could watch good eats all day, he loves that show (what a nerd)

    I'm a sucker for Rachel Ray and Molto Mario...damn good stuff they make!
    you sketchy character, you

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    I don't have cable, but every once in a while I come across some real spicy stuff on late-night.
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    First of all, Martin Yan isn't dead, his show's on PBS.

    Second of all, Food TV fucking blows goat nuts for cooking shows. Luckily there is PBS, which despite being public television, has the BEST cooking shows going

    Mexico One Plate at a Time (Rick Bayless who sold out to booger king but still rules)
    In Julia's Kitchen (Now Julia really did die )
    Cooking With Lydia (Fat Italian Ladies Can REALLY COOK)
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    Legoskier, I have to disagree on America's Testicle Kitchen, worst of the PBS cooking shows IMVHO. Lydia needs to go over there are smack them science geeks upside the head so they learn that cooking is not 10% art, 90% science but instead the other way around.
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    FUCK ALL THAT PUSSY LOW FAT LOW FLAVOR COOKING SHIT
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    barbeque U on sat. afternoons on public tele here

    good stuff

    BTW, I am the GRILLMASTA!!!
    Last edited by Xover; 10-14-2004 at 12:51 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy
    First of all, Martin Yan isn't dead, his show's on PBS.

    Second of all, Food TV fucking blows goat nuts for cooking shows. Luckily there is PBS, which despite being public television, has the BEST cooking shows going

    Mexico One Plate at a Time (Rick Bayless who sold out to booger king but still rules)
    In Julia's Kitchen (Now Julia really did die )
    Cooking With Lydia (Fat Italian Ladies Can REALLY COOK)
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    Legoskier, I have to disagree on America's Testicle Kitchen, worst of the PBS cooking shows IMVHO. Lydia needs to go over there are smack them science geeks upside the head so they learn that cooking is not 10% art, 90% science but instead the other way around.
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    FUCK ALL THAT PUSSY LOW FAT LOW FLAVOR COOKING SHIT
    YES!! YESSSSS!! I love the intensity. Damn I love that intensity. I can almost see the veins popping out of the forehead as I type.
    The Griz

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    DOH! How could I forget props to my boy Steven Riachlen? Damn.

    Grizz- That's from my high blood pressure caused by my nearly plugged arteries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy
    First of all, Martin Yan isn't dead, his show's on PBS.

    Second of all, Food TV fucking blows goat nuts for cooking shows. Luckily there is PBS, which despite being public television, has the BEST cooking shows going

    Mexico One Plate at a Time (Rick Bayless who sold out to booger king but still rules)
    In Julia's Kitchen (Now Julia really did die )
    Cooking With Lydia (Fat Italian Ladies Can REALLY COOK)
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    Legoskier, I have to disagree on America's Testicle Kitchen, worst of the PBS cooking shows IMVHO. Lydia needs to go over there are smack them science geeks upside the head so they learn that cooking is not 10% art, 90% science but instead the other way around.
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    Yeah, they are pretty geeky on that show but they do have good usefull tips sometimes. And I think Rick Bayless is the bomb too. I could watch people cook good Mexican food all day. Anybody ever watch the snow Great Chefs of the West? It was on various places from PBS to Discovery (before they became the 24 hr motorcycle building channel). It just had chefs from around the southwest doing their shit. A lot of the time the chef didn't even speak english. Just some old mexican lady cooking up a storm of goodness.
    "Great barbecue makes you want to slap your granny up the side of her head." - Southern Saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy
    DOH! How could I forget props to my boy Steven Riachlen? Damn.

    Grizz- That's from my high blood pressure caused by my nearly plugged arteries.
    Just keep pluggin' those arteries champ. You do what you need to do to keep that intensity off the richter baby. Now--don't go dying on me here. All in moderation....AAAAALLLLLLLL in moderation.
    The Griz

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    Agreed... By shameful admission:

    Mexico One Plate (Though Rick Bayless is a weird, dorky freak)
    Barbeque University (Homer drool...)
    Epicurius also used to be a good one...

    Though for all the watching, I have never cooked one of their dishes... Did pick up a lot of tips though.

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