Bush "UNLEASH THE ARMIES OF COMPASSION AND THEIR TACTICAL NUKES!"
Kerry "Did I mention I love minorities?"
Bush "You suck"
Kerry "I'll adress you point in a moment but I'd just like to say: You are a liar! You suck!"
Moderator "Kerry, You are a liar aren't you?"
Kerry "No way! and CHENEY'S DAUGHTER IS GAY!!"
Moderator "Umm.... Ok.... Mr. President?"
Bush "I'll address that in a moment but let me just say: Liar! You are a lying Commie!"
Kerry "I'll bring the troops home and deploy them to your streetcorners!"
Bush "Keep the troops on Iraqi street corners! The Border Patrol and FBI will opress you just fine!"
Kerry "Out of Iraq!"
Bush "He'll kill us all!"
Kerry "Fascist Meanie!"
Moderator: "But what about the money problem?"
Bush "What money problem?
Kerry "I'll solve the money problem that is Bush's fault!"
Moderator "How?"
Kerry: "I'm glad you asked and I'll address that in a moment but first I'll just say Word for Word Rhetoric from the last two debates!"
Bush: "Word for Word Rhetoric from the last two debates!"
I was waiting for
Moderator: "Your parties have some good politicians so why are you asshats the candidates?"
What a bunch of whiny little twerps. Nothing but evasivness, canned responses, and attacks. They hate each other.
Let's make things interesting... no Town-Hall or Lincon-Douglas, give them some .45 1911s and let them have an 1804 Alexander Hamilton-Aaron Burr Debate
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