If you were picked to ask Bill Clinton a question...

**road trip** · 10-28-2003, 01:48 PM

...what would it be?

Wish it was me... but it ain't... a buddy of mine, however, was picked as one of the people to ask the former President a question in a public forum up at Yale.

**Mountainman** · 10-28-2003, 01:50 PM

Do fat chicks really do give better head?

**Beaver** · 10-28-2003, 01:51 PM

Does Monica swallow?

KQ · 10-28-2003, 01:53 PM

What color's the sky in your world?

13 · 10-28-2003, 01:57 PM

Was it a Nicaraguan cigar or a Cuban?

Ole!

**homerjay** · 10-28-2003, 02:03 PM

Why didn't you pick a hotter intern?

**Woodsy** · 10-28-2003, 02:07 PM

Why hasn't the Democratic party been better able to capitalize on your 2 term presidency?

**Grange** · 10-28-2003, 02:09 PM

Is Hillary a bossy lover?

**Viva** · 10-28-2003, 02:18 PM

Can I rent out Hillary like you rented out the Lincoln Room?

**Mcwop** · 10-28-2003, 02:26 PM

Which way does it really hang?

**Keoni** · 10-28-2003, 02:29 PM

Why the fuck would the idea of sticking a cigar up there ever cross your mind?

**Plakespear** · 10-28-2003, 02:38 PM

"Mr. President, you have a reputation as beeing a world class pussy hound. Given your expert knolwdge on the subject of pussy, what level pussy would you rate George W. Bush?"

Or

"Hey Bill, after this is done wanna hit up the over/under bars and pick up some drunk sorority girls?"

**road trip** · 10-28-2003, 03:07 PM

All things that crossed my mind!

Sadly, he was actually trying to get some substance......

.....note: *I* wasn't trying to get some substance!

....but slick Willy certainly was!

**laseranimal** · 10-28-2003, 05:58 PM

mr president can you once and for all define what the definition of "is" is?

as for substance:
Much has been made of the Democratic partys current struggles to find a sutible platform after its defeat in the 2002 midterm elections. You managed to survive such a decisive loss in the midterm elections of 1996 that ushered in "Newt thought" what advice would you give to the party today as it attempts to rebuild its national image?

As a first term president you ran on a strategy of a center right democrat or as some would say republican-lite, ie support of welfare reforms, nafta, anti tax and spend, pro balenced budgets and you yourself claimed that "the era of big government is over" is this the strategy that the New Democrats need to follow to unseat president Bush and does this signal a change in the way that the Democratic party understands and interprets its role in shaping the New Deal and the Great Society?

**Steven S. Dallas** · 10-28-2003, 10:06 PM

A kid I went to high school with and who afterward interned in the Clinton White House (at the same time as Monica) recently died in a car crash. Clinton heard about it, and showed up at the memorial service (which was on Martha's Vineyard) basically unannounced and spoke for about 10 minutes. I couldn't make it, but everyone I've heard from said that he was incredible. It's too bad that the guy couldn't keep it in his pants, because he was a very classy guy in other ways. I don't think a lot of other people, not to mention former presidents, would take the time to do something like that.

**half-fast** · 10-29-2003, 11:42 AM

you gonna finish that?

**bad_roo** · 10-29-2003, 11:50 AM

"Can you talk me through the whole Parliament and Funkadelic thing? Never did understand all that."

**irul&ublo** · 10-29-2003, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by half-fast
you gonna finish that?

I don't think that is something Bill hears very often.

**stompinlines** · 10-29-2003, 11:57 AM

Could you help G. Bush with his public speaking?
Did anyone hear his press conference yesterday? "Eh, that's a nice vest ya' got there". It seems when he speaks that his mind pauses to fart between every eighth syllables.