I guess everyone is an aggressive skier

[DeepHelmet]

I'm just waiting for someone who is overweight and hungover skiing on gear that's over their head to write a review so I can finally relate to something....bad knee wouldn't hurt either. Hook a brother up.

[Mofro261]

I'm egregiously aggressive. But sometimes aggressively egregious.

[ACH]

^^^
Ha, this coming from you of all people.

[bklyn]

because when you say "meadowskipping like a one-eyed Chinaman" there is no context

Ha! It's easy to be extreme/aggressive/badass without depth perception.

[frorider]

I call BS on Rontele's observation. think this through a bit. first of all, there are plenty of ski reviews here and on other forums that use terms like 'finesse skier' or synonyms. The reason 'aggressive' caught on years ago as a term is that it conveys the fact that the person writing the review is not a finesse, light-touch skier, but someone who thrashes down the mountain with some force... and the term 'aggressive' sidesteps the whole shitshow of the poster having to actually specify whether they are a good or a not-so-good skier in terms of overall technique.

we've all known guys who are upper intermediates that ski aggressively, and therefore tend not to like softer skis. since the word 'aggressive' does not directly relate to good vs mediocre vs outstanding technique and skills, it works. like calling a red wine 'a red wine'. helps differentiate it from white wines -- but does not make any judgement on the quality of the red wine in question.

what really makes me chuckle is how many reviews say 'ex-racer'. NASTAR? World Cup? Chinese Downhill? never specified. just 'ex-racer'.

[SuperGaper]

My co-workers keep calling me "The Butterfly" does that mean I am not aggressive? Or just pretty?

[Horu]

^depends on if they say it in spanish.

[Pancakes]

I've been called the Surgeon. I have no fucking clue.

[XXX-er]

I'm a fading advanced skier who likes long walks on the beach

[JimmyCarter]

I've been called the Surgeon. I have no fucking clue.

For drugging your dates before you operate?

[SkiJunky05]

Seriously guys, this threads keeps coming up in my searches for which aggressive skiis I should buy.



And I'm going to start using the "passive-aggressive" and "me in extreme" comments like I made them up myself.

[XXX-er]

ever hear of pasta agressive ?

thats where you get back at people by under-cooking the pasta to fuck up their digestive system

[bobbuilds]

I'm Extreme.

[Z]

Goldenboy is not an aggressive skier, he's a hotstepper. Believe that.

[PuderLuder]

I was in a mountaineering shop yesterday that sells and rents AT and tele gear. I overheard the clerk fitting a women for rental gear.....

clerk: what type of skier are you
woman:.....um.....
clerk: would you say you are agressive?
woman: ...uh, yeah, I am pretty agressive.

[IrieRon]

Google Image's first result for "Aggressive Skier" is...







...drumroll please...

[ACH]

I think you google epic skier by mistake

[JBird]

I'm only aggressive when I leave one boot at home.

[vailcat]

A little about me Im 4'10" 360 pounds. I ski so fast the radar gun broke and my style is so uber-aggressive I've been banned in seven countries and 4 different whorehouses.