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  1. 12-10-2009, 02:53 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by SeatownSlackey View Post
    I'm almost as aggressive as this guy:

    It's Rontele in the law firm gym!

    I am schizophrenic. The old telepariah (cesare) is way too aggressive for his own good. The newe telepariah does not take risks of falling down. The new telepariah is no fun and nobody likes that guy, so the old telepariah continues to make uninvited appearances on the new telepariah's gear causing the new telepariah to continue to be a danger to himself.

    It may be time for an intervention. No, wait... there's nothing wrong with being aggressive. It isn't a crime, is it? Leave the old telepariah the fuck alone!

    I boiled my thermometer, and sure enough, this spot, which purported to be two thousand feet higher than the locality of the hotel, turned out to be nine thousand feet LOWER. Thus the fact was clearly demonstrated that, ABOVE A CERTAIN POINT, THE HIGHER A POINT SEEMS TO BE, THE LOWER IT ACTUALLY IS. Our ascent itself was a great achievement, but this contribution to science was an inconceivably greater matter.

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  2. 12-10-2009, 03:35 PM #52
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  3. 12-10-2009, 04:50 PM #53
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    I'm an aggressive gondola rider but usually I'll ride the charlift when I want to get rad.
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  4. 12-10-2009, 04:57 PM #54
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    I'm more disappointed and surly, occasionally sleazy. I don't get aggressive unless I have sand in my crack. Probably why I'm not pro yet.
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  5. 12-10-2009, 06:14 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Campo View Post
    I need it deep

    You and Rontele.
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  6. 12-10-2009, 06:17 PM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeeLau View Post
    because when you say "meadowskipping like a one-eyed Chinaman" there is no context
    Simply brilliant.
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  7. 12-10-2009, 06:55 PM #57
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    "I am aggxtreme, and exgressive. Ex-race instructor PSIA examiner from Squaw. 5'4" 240 lb. female."

    Ok, so that wasn't an actual quote.
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  8. 12-10-2009, 07:10 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by trainnvain View Post
    I'm a passive-aggressive skier.
    I just bottle it all up and then rip that shit up for 5 or 6 turns.
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    TELL YOUR BOOBS TO QUIT STARING AT MY EYES!!!1!

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  9. 12-11-2009, 12:08 PM #59
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    I'm still waiting for someone to say they are....


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    After all it is the new extreme.
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  10. 12-11-2009, 12:50 PM #60
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    i only ski black diamonds or double blacks.
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  11. 12-11-2009, 01:22 PM #61
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    I put "I ski hard" in my last review, but that was not referring to aggressiveness.
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  12. 12-11-2009, 02:37 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlpenChronicHabitual View Post
    Oh yes, and don't forget these all time classics:

    "I am a ski instructor"
    "I'm PSIA certified"

    Not that there's anything wrong with that

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  13. 12-15-2009, 12:21 AM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by TCK View Post
    What would you rather people say? I can't make it down a green. Or, I'm so rad I ski with pros?
    I'm friends with a pro
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  14. 12-15-2009, 01:29 AM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgriffen_1 View Post
    I'm friends with a pro
    I'm friends with rontele
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    I'm friends with rontele
    sadly true.
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  16. 12-15-2009, 08:08 AM #66
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    i intentionally kick off avalanches so i can race them. then i beat my dogs.
    go for rob

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_clizz View Post
    i only ski black diamonds or double blacks.
    Do you hike the green and blue traverses to stay core?
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  18. 12-15-2009, 09:05 AM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by marshalolson View Post
    i intentionally kick off avalanches so i can race them. then i beat my dogs.
    Meh, I kick my dogs into cornices to start the avalanche and then race them both.
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    If you were an aggressive skier you'd understand. It's like a skull and bones thing, only people in the know understand.


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  20. 12-15-2009, 10:55 AM #70
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    I welded my boots to my Dukes because 16 DIN isn't aggressive enough.
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  21. 12-15-2009, 11:04 AM #71
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    No, The Dude minds. This aggression will not stand, man.
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    Your out of your element Donny!

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  23. 12-15-2009, 04:29 PM #73
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    Well, my friends say my ski style is more aggressive than Millers. Warren, not Bode.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chatton18 View Post
    Whatever dude, I rip, I love big drops... need proof. Check it

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  25. 12-15-2009, 06:47 PM #75
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    I ski with my AR-15, and randomly shoot the snow. I don't even need a reason.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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