I like the shaved pussy.
I like the shaved pussy.
The trumpet scatters its awful sound Over the graves of all lands Summoning all before the throne
Death and mankind shall be stunned When Nature arises To give account before the Judge
Con: If things go south, your little "Day's of our Lives" gets the scrutiny of the board.
Originally Posted by blurred
from experience yep it kinda does go soap on ya. or you end up taking a season off the board for some good ol settle time.Originally Posted by Summit
just ask divegirl about the "oh you'r that guy" talk at downieville. lucky for me i'm too dorky for girls to hate me long term. i still talk to both of my mag exes. hell one is even one of my bestust friends. and i'm stoked for both of them and their new boys.
ski girls are the best thing ever! well worth the wait. congrats to the new lovvies!
Oh Thank You Jesus!!!
(it's about time 'nater started getting some!)![]()
Divegirl, that was a cool storyMade me feel like being back in 3rd grade again.
Does redskea count as a real maggot? She waxes my skis, and carries them up the hill for me! And usually arrives at the top before me, too.
No, but we'll give her credit for being a Maggette....Originally Posted by Geoff
"if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
-- Melvin G. Marcus 1979
well maybe if i had the balls to quit my stupid job and move somewhere west of Akron Ohio i would be able to meaningfully contribute to this thread...
Are the Rev and Cletus still dating?
so i got two questions about this girl I met. ok, maybe three. . .Originally Posted by Telenater
1. she's definite maggette material i'm thinkin'. She's big on skiing, but if she doesn't "get" the sport, how can i, um. . .help her see the light? (She "gets" it. But not sure if she "gets it, gets it" ya know)?Do i introduce her to the board?
2. After seeing my posts, what if she thinks the worse of me for my tgr crack sessions? I'd still keep her. but, damage control? i don't want her to limit my freedom, my ski time (and hey, i'm flexible here, maggettes. i can prioritize a little time for her.).
so, have at it:
Pros:
-Wants to do backcountry.
-Rips it in the bumps. So sexy!
-Understands my need to ski. gets that i need to live the dream this year AND is still sticking around.
-Saw soul purpose. . .loved the amped vibe at the showing!
-Devoted to her bandits. (hey, they may be older, but what matters is if she rips or not. And she does).
-Hotter than a pair of BD Havocs or some Sanouks.
-Gets me in every way. Humor, language (speaks spanish/wants to work in Peru/do good/the whole package),loves mtn sports, the wilderness, even gets me spiritually. and that's not even the beginning of the list. It's insane, how well we connect.
Cons:
-I don't think she quite gets the "gear before groceries" thing. Ouch.![]()
-Needs a bit of pow training (Cannon doesn't exactly get 2 ft. dumps regularly and she's only just moved to denver). Wait a sec. . . maybe this is a "Pro". I see benefits here. . .
"Hi. I'm TJ and I'll be your instructor for the day". . .
-does not own a soobie. (ok, so this is just filler cuz i can't think of anything that's wrong with her).
she's possibly the love of my life and i can't think of anything i'd enjoy more than both of us being on here raving about 2 ft. of blower the day before.
but do i make a her a maggette or no? it's so committing. . .![]()
scroll to "Buy DVD", very bottom of page http://bhandf.com/bhandf%202008/longform.htm I do not work for Bill, just dig his work.
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. (It) is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. . .There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so. . .people won't feel insecure around you. . . -Williamson
you guys are lucky .. its hard to find girls to date AND ski with. i always joke that when i find someone i like and can ski with, im done! sign me up!
BC-FLOW= Maggette Player?Originally Posted by BC-FLOW
nice thread got smoothness writen all over it.
there are some good mag couples, makes me feel warm inside and Telenator, GET OFF THE DAMN BUS!
More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
Nater, are you just using her to get to Seth? I know you want to go pro and all, but you can't leave a wake of girls with broken hearts man. That's just cruel.
I've taught you well![]()
I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
I thought this was the TGR forum, I don't know how I logged on to http://Oprah.com/forums/OXYGENchannel/pathetic
As long as she goes ATM and swallows, who cares![]()
Nooooo!!! two worlds colliding!!!!Originally Posted by Telekóptero
Telekóptero, I'm guessing that you two are going to get pretty close, and at some point, your involvement with this board will come out (especially when you bring her to the summit). She'll eventually end up here on her own cuz she's stoked on skiing and the new side of it you're showing her, or she'll choose to stay away cuz talking to people on the internet about skiing is just wierd . . . So, I'd just let it happen as it will, and let her be involved if she wants to.Originally Posted by Telekóptero
In my mind, the way you encourage her to "get" skiing is to go out and have a great time skiing - come up with season goals of b/c lines, do overnighters, make it adventurous, and show her how the addiction makes you who you are.
If you guys connect that well and she's super into you, these "crack sessions" will likely be seen as cute and humorous - it's amazing the things you look past when you're stoked on a guy. Plus, I find it hard to believe she'd seek these things out . . .Originally Posted by Telekóptero
This is not necssarily a con - you could start eating quite well :-) As long as she's happy with her gear, and doesn't curtail yours, all's well that ends well. Eventually, if she wants new stuff (i.e. for the b/c), she'll prioritize.Originally Posted by Telekóptero
Conclusion to my novel: the board's a big part of your life, so tell her about it. She'll join if she wants to, but keep in mind, we could use a surge in magette numbers! AND BRING HER TO THE SUMMIT!Originally Posted by Telekóptero
My $0.02
Everything in moderation, including moderation . . .
Life According to Kellie, Specialized Gear for Endurance and Winter Cycling,
Spanish in the Mountains, Andes Cross Guiding in Bariloche
I love this thread. that's all.
Note to moderator....
New forum idea- TGRMATCH.com
Not soliciting business through casual internet associations
The domain skidate.com is taken, but there's nothing up there yet. With all the hype about niche dating sites (j-date, etc), you'd think someone would come up with a site for skiers and boarders. Of course it would probably just end up like most ski town bars, with 5 guys hitting on one girl.Originally Posted by Lumpy
SkiGangBang.com?Originally Posted by AntiSoCalSkier
There used to be a site called snowlovers.net but it doesn't respond so they may have gone out of biz.
Worse yet, it could end up like this site.Originally Posted by AntiSoCalSkier
A lot of people earn their turns. Some just get bigger checks.
What about you Mags with Non-Mag significant others....do they know about the board? Do you try and lure them in here?
How do you answer questions like "How do you know so-and-so (Maggot)?". I usually answer "Skiing".
I hate all of you with someone to fu- I mean love skiing with.....that is all.
Wrecker of dreams.
yes, he does... he's actually registered, and lurks.Originally Posted by Punani
I used to answer those questions the same way.![]()
Not on here much anymore. Drop me an email if you want to contact me. Have a wonderful winter!
for me, no, they do not participate in this forum. last GF and current one are hard corp skiers. Met my current GF @ Alpine last season. But, I do not feel the need to bring into my sick little world hereOriginally Posted by Punani
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She is a nurse practicioner in the neurology department @ UCSF...she doesn't have the time nor the interest to log-on during the day....and thats just fine.
I have dated pros and cons. Pros are cheaper in the long run.
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