A little bit wrong.....(NSR)

[Hayduke]

Just picked up a red cape and wheelchair on ebay for $10

[vinzclortho]

a few years ago a couple buddies and I were living at this place and we found a wheelchair so of course we brought it into our apartment. We used to have tons of parties and at one party my friend Ben sat in the wheelchair pretty much all night just getting cocked. We were playing asshole or something and I kept kicking the chair and yelling at him, a couple girls who we had just met kept giving me these evil evil looks. Then Ben stands up to take a piss and one of the girls says to the other "OH MY GOD!!!! THAT GUY CAN WALK!!!!"

anyways, we decided to get rid of the wheelchair as it seemed like bad ju-ju ya know? like "oh sure the wheelchair is fun! it's wacky!" that is until you end up having to live in one or whatever. I dunno, the handi-man costume will probably be funny, but don't get attached to the wheelchair...it's bad karma having it around as far as I'm concerned.