mad rail steeze

**crashnburn'd** · 10-11-2004, 10:14 PM

The place I have a pass to has these listed for what they're going to have in their park:

37’ Rainbow
24’ Battleship Box
10’ Single Tube Street Rail
12’ Straight Rail
15’ Mailbox
9’ Mailbox
12’ Flat-Down Rail
24’ Flat-Down Rail
8’ Straight Rail
16’ Straight Rail
17’ Street Railbow
35’ Roller Box
20’ Rainbow Box
15’ Saddle Box
8’ Fun Box
20’ Fun Box
23’ C-Box

Better get a file and start dulling my edges now... No mention of actual jumps though

Also, phunk, what is a battleship box?

**FNG** · 10-11-2004, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by crashnburn'd

what is a battleship box?

A box with big fucking cannons coming out the sides? That'd be fucking sweet.

**crashnburn'd** · 10-11-2004, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by FNG

A box with big fucking cannons coming out the sides? That'd be fucking sweet.

Oh snap! I'm slide up the stern, over the poop deck, through the galley (grabbing a sandwich on the way of course), over the conning tower, and right off one of the 16" guns!

**BakerBoy** · 10-11-2004, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by crashnburn'd

Also, phunk, what is a battleship box?

Up-Flat-Down, symmetrical. Fun, because you can slide the whole thing, or gap the flat in the top.

**phUnk** · 10-11-2004, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by BakerBoy

Up-Flat-Down, symmetrical. Fun, because you can slide the whole thing, or gap the flat in the top.

Or disaster to poop deck, as I prefer to do.

**crashnburn'd** · 10-11-2004, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by BakerBoy

Up-Flat-Down, symmetrical. Fun, because you can slide the whole thing, or gap the flat in the top.

That's what I figured it was... FNG's idea sounds so much cooler.

**BakerBoy** · 10-11-2004, 11:06 PM

Yes, I score zero for humor points. Just stating the obvious.

phUnk: Most poop deck attempts result in disaster anyhow, so you're not alone.

**midget** · 10-12-2004, 07:05 AM

So where would all this mad rail steez be?

**basom** · 10-12-2004, 07:21 AM

its in the land of steeze. the most steaziest of sking region. Where the selling point is the steeze oozing from battle boxes and doublewe tee eff rails with a kink.

hmmm.

**crashnburn'd** · 10-12-2004, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by midget

So where would all this mad rail steez be?

http://www.skiagent.com/gfx/trailmaps/mn17tm01p.jpg

I can tell by the jaws dropping that you're all jealous.

350 vert. ft, 45 in/yr...

**Blurred** · 10-12-2004, 08:38 AM

Rails sometimes make my testicles hurt.

**rip** · 10-12-2004, 09:15 AM

heh, I love the irony of having a run named "chicken"

I can just imagine the carhart and denim carnage that goes down on that run, and all in plain view from a lift! what a selling point.

**m1e448** · 10-12-2004, 09:28 AM

Unless you're on a board this year, according to the map it's a snowboard park, and you ain't allowed in. Segregation sucks.

**Cornholio** · 10-12-2004, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by powwrangler

Segregation sucks.

Unless you're at Alta.

**PacRimRider1** · 10-12-2004, 12:01 PM

wow...what is that, like 40%+ advanced terrain? fantastic

**edg** · 10-12-2004, 12:07 PM

Am I the only one who finds it odd that the 'Snowboard park' is on a blue called 'Ski Boo'?

edg

**crashnburn'd** · 10-12-2004, 12:08 PM

Yep, it's a pretty tough hill. Chicken is about 35-40 degres for about 70 ft of vertical. Also, it's an old map, they call them terrain parks now.

**crashnburn'd** · 10-12-2004, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by edg

Am I the only one who finds it odd that the 'Snowboard park' is on a blue called 'Ski Boo'?

edg

It's Ski Bob, not boo... It's actually the 1/2 pipe.

**meatdrink9** · 10-12-2004, 12:15 PM

The one day I went skiing in St. Louis was pretty amazing. It was a hill much like that one (actually a golf course). In all of my life I have never seen so many insane wrecks and carnage with such frequency. I thought people were going to die everytime I rode up the lift. It was also scary skiing in amongst them. Kind of gnarly. It almost made it worth while. Actually I lived closer to a "resort" in the Lou than I do now. ha.

**crashnburn'd** · 10-12-2004, 01:41 PM

I was just actually thinking about this... I can't imagine the amount of carnage this is going to create.

Cool double post by the way.

**meatdrink9** · 10-12-2004, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by crashnburn'd

Cool double post by the way.

Yeah, that was weird. TGR has been running really slow on my machine. I tried to post before lunch, but it kept crashing. I guess it posted while I was at lunch and when I got back.