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    Where is ONS

    Has he posted since his birthday? Perhaps he was abducted by Melificent (evil witch in sleeping beauty) while he was at Dissyland.
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    He's around - I got an email from him this morning.


    ......the mysterious and ubiquitous Owens.....
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    Or perhaps Mrs. Never Sleeps busted him checking out Cinderella's ass and he's in the doghouse.
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    It sure is nice of him to let us use the place while he's away. Hey, what's in the fridge?

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    Lightbulb

    I'm pretty sure he went to Disney World with his baby girl.
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    Damn...In was hoping for a picture of a crowd from which to try and find ONS.

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    Originally posted by truth
    Damn...In was hoping for a picture of a crowd from which to try and find ONS.
    here ya go
    http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...oto_xjs102.jpg

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    Owens must be the one taking the picture.

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    Originally posted by iceman
    Owens must be the one taking the picture.
    Naw, I think ONS would use a telephoto lens.
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    Originally posted by Beaver
    Naw, I think ONS would use a telephoto lens.
    And I KNOW he would.
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    ONS<
    DONDE ESTA DINNEYLAND PINOCHE?!?

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