Skiing vs. Sex

**ak_powder_monkey** · 10-10-2004, 01:44 PM

I'm interested in seeing what all of you think, based purely on how it feels would you rather have sex or ski nipple deep blower?

**lemon boy** · 10-10-2004, 01:59 PM

Thanks be to jah that we don't ever have to make that most heinous of choices between sex and skiing. They're both nice.

**telechuck** · 10-10-2004, 02:06 PM

I have to agree with lemonboy. Thankfully we don't have to choose between the two.

Deep pow then sex or sex then deep pow are the best ways to handle this. Not one to the exclusion of the other.

**Telenater** · 10-10-2004, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by lemon boy

Thanks be to jah that we don't ever have to make that most heinous of choices between sex and skiing. They're both nice.

Speak for yourself. That becomes a much harder question to answer when you're not getting laid with any regularity.

**CantDog** · 10-10-2004, 02:11 PM

I think its only fair to start a poll on this once you've done both, agreed?

**house** · 10-10-2004, 02:12 PM

^^^ my thoughts exactly

**two_planks** · 10-10-2004, 02:14 PM

Maybe you should have sex, then you'd loosen up a bit and become better at skiing powder.

**Ski to Be** · 10-10-2004, 02:16 PM

It would depend on which you have gone the longest without

**Endlessseason** · 10-10-2004, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

...would you rather have sex or ski nipple deep blower?

Sex, ski, nipple, deep, and blower. Yep. I think you've pretty much summed up my permanent personal wish list right there...

**supercow** · 10-10-2004, 02:25 PM

now is the sex good sex or is it mediocre? Cause there's nothing worse then skipping a day of nipple deep blower for mediocre or worse sex

**huck4bucks** · 10-10-2004, 02:56 PM

IMHO, when you are lying on your death bed, you should be taking a tally of your life and it should fit into the following formula:

Sex days + 1 = Ski days

**vinzclortho** · 10-10-2004, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

I'm interested in seeing what all of you think, based purely on how it feels would you rather have sex or ski nipple deep blower?

oh my god you are the hugest dork in the history of civilization. From the dawn of time the earth..no...the entire universe...all of space/time in fact, has been preparing for your coming, all events in history have been leading up to this moment in your life....the fall of Rome, the invention of the wheel, taming of fire, world wars and possible robots in people's brains and this is what you come up with. Dude, you gotta keep some thoughts to yourself. you are asking for people to make fun of you with your trackrecord and questions/polls like this. Some day..way off in one of many possible futures, you'll get laid. Then you can decide for yourself which is better. Until then, for the good of the world, keep some of the fucking thoughts in your head to yourself for chrissake.

**dipstik** · 10-10-2004, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by vinzclortho

oh my god you are the hugest dork in the history of civilization. From the dawn of time the earth..no...the entire universe...all of space/time in fact, has been preparing for your coming, all events in history have been leading up to this moment in your life....the fall of Rome, the invention of the wheel, taming of fire, world wars and possible robots in people's brains and this is what you come up with.

That was absolutely beautiful, man.

**FollowMe** · 10-10-2004, 03:33 PM

that's easy, I can get laid easy anytime. (even if it's at the local massage parlor

.)

**Nohillsnearby** · 10-10-2004, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by Telenater

Speak for yourself. That becomes a much harder question to answer when you're not getting laid with any regularity.

Or haven't ever seen that much pow....

**PacRimRider1** · 10-10-2004, 04:50 PM

The better you are at skiing, the more equipment required. The better you are at sex, the less equipment required. For that reason, I choose skiing.

**Crinkle** · 10-10-2004, 05:13 PM

the skiing for you AKPM is going to be all day or until your legs give out, the sex only will last you 15-20 seconds. Then what are you going to do with the rest of your day?

**CantDog** · 10-10-2004, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by Crinkle

the skiing for you AKPM is going to be all day or until your legs give out, the sex only will last you 15-20 seconds. Then what are you going to do with the rest of your day?

masturbate? ski?

**funkendrenchman** · 10-10-2004, 05:20 PM

Interpreted

Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

Can you guys tells me how sex feels? I reeeeeaaaallllllly wanna know.

**Telenater** · 10-10-2004, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by Nohillsnearby

Or haven't ever seen that much pow....

It's much easier to find nipple deep snow on tele.....

**stump832** · 10-10-2004, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by vinzclortho

oh my god you are the hugest dork in the history of civilization. From the dawn of time the earth..no...the entire universe...all of space/time in fact, has been preparing for your coming, all events in history have been leading up to this moment in your life....the fall of Rome, the invention of the wheel, taming of fire, world wars and possible robots in people's brains and this is what you come up with. Dude, you gotta keep some thoughts to yourself. you are asking for people to make fun of you with your trackrecord and questions/polls like this. Some day..way off in one of many possible futures, you'll get laid. Then you can decide for yourself which is better. Until then, for the good of the world, keep some of the fucking thoughts in your head to yourself for chrissake.

so, like, what's your point man?

**interloper** · 10-10-2004, 08:18 PM

That would pretty much depend on who you were having sex with.

**The AD** · 10-10-2004, 08:21 PM

The obvious solution is the nipple deep during the day, followed by a few libations of your choice, then the sex. It's crazy to think in terms of just one or the other when you can have both.