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Thread: Its friday. 9:19 AM. time for 5-7-5

  1. #26
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    PBR is cheap
    ten dollars a thirty pack
    forty for kegs here

    Money is relative
    I live off burritos now
    twenty plus for food

    Don't mind being poor
    I spend on what matters
    ski and car like crack

    drug habits are cool
    less expensive than this is
    My wallet cries deep

    Cooling fan broke now
    Car is dumb, summer over now
    no fix for you car

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    Quote Originally Posted by mildbill.
    that's a good call man
    though do i pony up for
    nobi's twin tip steeze?

    who am i kidding?
    i like skiing down fall line
    not backwards and shit

    think tour on v ex?
    daily ski eff eff ell or what?
    eff eff ell's lighter
    daily ski 'sploder
    keep touring on EEF EEF ELL
    they have delamed once

    daily abuse could
    cause more damage to pretties
    iggies must be saved
    Last edited by basom; 10-08-2004 at 08:51 AM.

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    you guys with huge skis
    make me feel like a weakling
    180 lawnchairs

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    bill likes them big
    why no one will ever know
    class time for me now

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    pee on toilet seat!?!?!?!
    two urinals are RIGHT THERE
    what the fuck, dumbass!

    big skis, small spaces
    not good at geometry
    compensating for???

    PBR trendy
    down here with the college kids
    30 rack: 20

    supply and demand
    i just want shitty cheap beer
    keystone or forties

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    Thank Christ it's payday.
    New pants? New jacket? Flip coin.
    Broke for 2 more weeks.
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    By the way wankers,
    It's not 5-7-5 times 8.
    Multi-verse haiku

    Stipulate next time
    that you're about to babble
    so I'll have coffee

    I've read so much now
    that Tylenol is needed
    winkie thing goes here


    edit:
    Oh, and what the hell
    is with a 4 o'clock game?
    AM radio?
    Last edited by EPSkis; 10-08-2004 at 09:13 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EPSkis
    Thank Christ it's payday.
    New pants? New jacket? Flip coin.
    Broke for 2 more weeks.
    .
    .
    .
    By the way wankers,
    It's not 5-7-5 times 8.
    Multi-verse haiku

    Stipulate next time
    that you're about to babble
    so I'll have coffee

    I've read so much now
    that Tylenol is needed
    winkie thing goes here


    edit:
    Oh, and what the hell
    is with a 4 o'clock game?
    AM radio?
    five-sev-five times five?
    i guess that is okay guy?
    haiku and let live
    Last edited by basom; 10-08-2004 at 09:18 AM.

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    we could give you shit
    about eight syllable steeze
    but we ain't like that

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    Haiku is much more
    Than simply dividing a thought
    To fit standard mold

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    FUCK YOU, HAIKU. BOO.
    I FLAIL AS I FAIL OFTEN
    DENIS PUT ME DOWN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gincognito
    Haiku is much more
    Than simply dividing a thought
    To fit standard mold
    you and dex: police
    stifling bullies, you are
    you're mean, you're mean. tear.

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    You got me wrong, man
    Much love goes to your haiku
    I now talk that way

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    Quote Originally Posted by mildbill.
    you and dex: police
    stifling bullies, you are
    you're mean, you're mean. tear.

    8 syllables? where?
    what's with the 5-6-5 shit?
    add me to roll call.

    where's the haiku couth?
    methinks you need coffee too
    I will label you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gin
    You got me wrong, man
    Much love goes to your haiku
    I now talk that way
    i am defensive
    guilty conscience, all the time
    i was raised catholic
    Last edited by mildbill.; 10-08-2004 at 09:37 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EPSkis
    8 syllables? where?
    what's with the 5-6-5 shit?
    add me to roll call.

    where's the haiku couth?
    methinks you need coffee too
    I will label you.
    sti-full-ing i say
    enunciation i guess
    label? roll call? couth?
    Last edited by mildbill.; 10-08-2004 at 09:43 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gincognito
    You got me wrong, man
    Much love goes to your haiku
    I now talk that way

    my heart soars again
    thoughts filled with lovely word play
    can't stop train, no way

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    losing my damn mind
    can't speak english or german
    language teaching sucks

    when is happy hour?
    it's when i get out of here
    ich am so thirsty

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    brown dog has bad gas
    sits on floor staring, judging
    I choke on green fumes

    tomorrow ducks fly
    Sitting, I freeze my ass off
    waiting for green heads

    Carlos Washington waits
    playing at the bar tomorrow
    rev will dance and barf

    Town needs new tail bad
    Rev tired of same ol box
    need new slut shipment
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    my friend just moved here
    and he fucked his boss last night
    hot chick owns the place

    Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
    Push it on into systematic overdrive
    You know what to do

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    scoping slump buster
    bill warns workplace disaster
    caution to the wind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tap
    my friend just moved here
    and he fucked his boss last night
    hot chick owns the place

    damn, impressive move
    hi pandora, how's the box?
    he should tread lightly
    Last edited by mildbill.; 10-08-2004 at 09:58 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tap
    my friend just moved here
    and he fucked his boss last night
    hot chick owns the place

    jesus that's fucked up
    dip pen in company ink
    end in disaster

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    Quote Originally Posted by mildbill.
    damn, impressive move
    hi pandora, how's the box?
    he should tread lightly
    box has many treads
    this is what my wife has heard
    he'll hit it again
    Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
    Push it on into systematic overdrive
    You know what to do

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    please not a headache
    perhaps the target is soft
    playoffs, girls are drunk

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    Quote Originally Posted by mildbill.
    damn, impressive move
    hi pandora, how's the box?
    he should tread lightly
    damn, impressive move
    that is a fine display of
    wise word selection

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