Its friday. 9:19 AM. time for 5-7-5

[basom]

Bronson Aroyyo
six strong innings are needed
i want to use broom

[basom]

although work chick "C"
would make a good slump breaker
for anyone, damn.

sweet caroline, oh
good times never seem so good
touching me, touching.......

[mildbill.]

sweet caroline, oh
good times never seem so good
touching me, touching.......

work the tall guy steeze
break the slump in fine fashion
not holding my breath

where you watching game?
four p m, can kiss my ass
gamecast from my desk

[basom]

work the tall guy steeze
break the slump in fine fashion
not holding my breath

Where it began, i
can't begin to knowin, i
know it's growin' strong

[EPSkis]

4 o'clock Eastern
What about us working sluts?
Have they no conscience?!?

I have a closet.
There is a broom inside it.
Annaheim is dust.
I do not like dust.
Even God hates Annaheim.
He hates Yankees too.
Bet you didn't know
Jeter likes to lick peter
I am on a roll.
I like 5-7-5
Just as much as the next guy,
But now it's lunch time,
so I say to you:
Annaheim will fall today.
Damn the curse to hell.
I forgot to add
..1 final thought to ponder:
Freebasing coffee?

[vinzclortho]

sox game starts at one
drinking starts at eleven
unemployment yay

found the sport of kings
another caucasian Gary
7-10 split sure sucks

flip flop tan grows strong
sketchy neighbor sells doja
circle-k sells beer

grape-nuts with yogurt
make farts peel paint off of walls
roommate not that psyched

surfing isn't hard
until you try to stand up
total fucking noob

look for job on friday?
why even fucking bother
enough to buy beer

short chick that I boned
makes my cock look fucking huge
in her tiny hand

waitress at the bar
hates that we call her Balrog
she sure does like Pat

bring me beer Tom Bosley
other waitress that hates us
told her to fuck off

yet another girl
we found out fucking hates us
Pat wished upon her crabs

making lots of friends
though not at the shitty bar
downtown Ventura

go there anyways
wear Red Sox hat with much pride
known as "the massholes"

[365wp]

YES! that is the stuff
v brings character to west
way to go there guy.

[The AD]

sitting in kitchen
no need to shave or wear shoes
working from home rules!

[basom]

clortho in cali
kid will never get a job
beer, weed, xbox, beach

[Aldo]

ugh come on winter
bend those skis again fat boy
so freaking ready

[mildbill.]

left over pizza
did not sit well yesterday
even worse today

[AntiSoCalSkier]

I'm not very good
at Haiku, so I'm just go-
ing to write some stuff

then break it up in-
to five-seven-five. I just
bought tickets for the

NLCS. Of
course it will take a minor
miracle for the

Dodgers to come back
now, but there's still hope for my
Astros. There's only

thirty three days un-
til Mammoth opens. Maybe
they'll get a big dump

and open on Hall-
oween like they did a few
years ago. This is

my Haiku. Am I
cool like Basom and Bill?
I need five more words.

[basom]

anti is haiku
jong, does not meet cool factor
hyphens seal the deal

[Cornholio]

I, too, bowled last night.
Despite a strong performance
In Argentina,

Drank far too much booze,
Then I went to throw the rock--
Rolled a twenty-eight.

Ouch! I hear you say.
My dead grand-ma does better.
(And pukes not as much.)

[mildbill.]

all the kool kids now
rock the haiku steeze because
we like being jerks

[basom]

haiku often shows
face in other threads frequent
es mas popular

[acostiga]

noch ein bier, bitte.
gott sei dank, es ist freitag.
what's up now, bitches?

[Foggy_Goggles]

When the work is done
My mad haiku steeze will flow
5 7 5s I know

[Cornholio]

A conversation
completely in haiku form
is hard to come by.

Maybe in Boston.
You Massholes are haiku pros!
Word conservation.

[Cornholio]

Foggy, my good friend:
For the true haiku master
words flow despite work.

[365wp]

listen to sig ros
pleasant music from fjords
bliss makes me sleepy.

[basom]

on the real, friends
nothing comes between haiku
and post. diligence.

[mildbill.]

diligence is key
helps to be hungover too
today i work hard

[scoober]

I'm not very good
at Haiku, so I'm just go-
ing to write some stuff

then break it up in-
to five-seven-five. I just
bought tickets for the

NLCS. Of
course it will take a minor
miracle for the

Dodgers to come back
now, but there's still hope for my
Astros. There's only

thirty three days un-
til Mammoth opens. Maybe
they'll get a big dump

and open on Hall-
oween like they did a few
years ago. This is

my Haiku. Am I
cool like Basom and Bill?
I need five more words.

a strong breeze, so empty
baby jesus, his sweet tears
flow like the Ganges

[vinzclortho]

"Yankees Suck" coozies
just arrived in the mail now
must start killing beers

side note: coozies fucking rule.