fat skis comparison

[mad323]

im looking for some fat skis, preferably for lighter a lighter skier. i really like pocket rockets but they fall apart when i hit nasty crud or go mach looney. ive heard the B3 is pretty light, but how does it ski? is it a better choice than axis ak (ak launcher)? is the head mojo any good? thanks

[davey]

seaaaaaaaaaaarch

[Mcwop]

I am in the same boat. I am considering the Atomix MEX, and Sugar Daddy. Also on the list are K2 Apache Chief, Volkl Explosiv, Vlkl Gotama.

[mad323]

seaaaaaaaaaaarch

so after searching for b3 no results came up, now will you give me some info on them instead oh getting all high and mighty?

[milkman]

so after searching for b3 no results came up, now will you give me some info on them instead oh getting all high and mighty?

Try searching for rossi B3. You might have more luck...

[crashnburn'd]

I may be mighty, but I'm certainly not high right now...

I believe B3 don't work because it's too shoooooooooooort.

[basom]

now will you give me some info on them instead oh getting all high and mighty?

heres some info: you suck at the search function

23 three pages of threads that reference bandit. do some reading.

[Below Zero]

so after searching for b3 no results came up, now will you give me some info on them instead oh getting all high and mighty?

NO

Everyone is is high here!

JONG!

[FNG]

I'm a lazy bitch and can't do my own internet research, so I'm gonna ask you guys a stupid question and then get all offended when I get a stupid answer.

Damn, anyone else just get an undeniable urge to help this guy?

http://www.rossignol.com
http://www.k2skis.com
http://www.google.com

Hope this helps.

[seldon]

Oh snap!

(and somebody else finally gets shit )

[mad323]

ill be the first to admit my searching skills may not be up to par. im not that lazy about research, i figured you all would be able to answer my question a lot better than some review out of ski magazine. but gosh darn it, how can a question about skiing be stupid? i mean everyone here loves talking about skiing, and i just feel really hurt that you guys couldnt swallow your pride as experience users of this online community and help a brotha in need out. you should be mentors and SHARE YOUR SKILLS IN THE ART OF SKI KNOWLEDGE with the layman and those who wish to learn... see you not the beauty of a learn-ed scholar teaching an attentive student?

bottom line:: i just wanna rip some pow on boards that will do me good, and since i look up to you guys... i thought you could help me out... and you did! thanks for showing me the error in my ways and helping me take a step towards not sucking at asking questions!

[seldon]

Dude... we didn't mean searching the interweb. We meant searching these forums. And those over at pmag. Read, post, THEN smoke crack .

here are some places to start:
http://tetongravity.com/forums/showt...t=rossi+bandit
http://tetongravity.com/forums/showt...t=rossi+bandit
http://tetongravity.com/forums/showt...ight=rossignol
http://tetongravity.com/forums/showt...hlight=fatties
http://tetongravity.com/forums/showt...hlight=fatties
http://tetongravity.com/forums/showt...hlight=fatties
...

[mad323]

word, thanks man. much appreciated

[wizard604]

U know, the man is right. You can NOT search for 'B3' the search engine won't let you because it's too short. If you do 'Rossi B3' or 'bandit' you miss out on any of the msgs that only refer to the b3 as a b3. I had the same problem when I searched. So the search function is JONG!

[seldon]

Wizard, the search function can't be a JONG, JONG.

[FNG]

but gosh darn it, how can a question about skiing be stupid?

Obviously you've never worked in a ski shop.

i mean everyone here loves talking about skiing, and i just feel really hurt that you guys couldnt swallow your pride as experience users of this online community and help a brotha in need out. you should be mentors and SHARE YOUR SKILLS IN THE ART OF SKI KNOWLEDGE with the layman and those who wish to learn... see you not the beauty of a learn-ed scholar teaching an attentive student?

It would be wise in the future not to show weakness among the pack of wolves here at TGR. Our skills in the art of sarcasm and ridicule far exceed our skills and knowledge in the art of skiing, but you're not asking for skills and knowledge. You're asking for us to be an answering machine.

[mad323]

Obviously you've never worked in a ski shop.

It would be wise in the future not to show weakness among the pack of wolves here at TGR. Our skills in the art of sarcasm and ridicule far exceed our skills and knowledge in the art of skiing, but you're not asking for skills and knowledge. You're asking for us to be an answering machine.

obviously there can be stupid questions if you take into account those posed by idiots who blunder through a ski shop. but, we're not in a ski shop, and im not asking you a foolish question. i was asking you how the b3 skis in comparison to other fat skis based on my preferences (which i laid out). as for my post with all the knowledges and arts, it was obviously meant to belight and humorous, and really had no need for you to reply after i admitted my search skills werent too good, and someone pointed me in the right direction. you interpereted my question as stupid and a chance to throw your weight and point out the obvious since youve posted a bunch.

so if i had such a stupid question that requires you to be an "answering machine," how can you justify your question::

I'm looking to add some forward lean to my Dolomites, but I'd like to avoid paying Twin Cities prices for it at a shop. Anyone got the inside scoop on the do it yourself method?

as being any less demanding of peoples time or any better a question than mine? all you're doing is asking people advice in a subject you dont have a clue about. same with my situation? what? ive seen at least one or two websites about boot fitting that describe ways to increase forward lean. posting on this forum was my last thought, researching b3s all over the internet was my first.

bottom line:: i didnt need to respond to you, but figured why not since itll get you "flustered" . dont be all negative and assume new people are here as a first resort. peace thugg

[Ski Beaver]

5 posts, 5 new best friends - keep it up.

[Droopy]

so much love

[seldon]

blah blah blah blah blah

My last response; one of two things will occur: a) you stop being such a stupid bitch on someplace you know nothing about b) You go on ignore.

First of all, your question about B3s vs ... has been answered more times than anyone here cares to recall. It is wise to look around someplace, especially when it has a section labeled "tech talk" with > 20 pages in it, before shitting in it with what is clearly a common thread.

FNG's question, on the other hand, is unique. It has not been answered before. There are clearly people here whose shit has more knowledge about ski equipment through osmosis than you and I combined could ever dream of knowing. .: FNG asks, maybe someone who knows replies with a specific, new answer, or maybe a couple of people offer suggestions based on ideas they may have.

His question was reasonable and new, yours was answered before and annoying.

Hence comes the last section of my post:


P.S: in the words of Fez when I first arrived here, if you want to survive around her for long you're gunna need a thicker skin than that. oh, and stop posting stupid shit.

[FNG]

you interpereted my question as stupid and a chance to throw your weight and point out the obvious since youve posted a bunch.

I was a bully on the playground too, now give me your fuckin' lunch money.

i was asking you how the b3 skis in comparison to other fat skis based on my preferences (which i laid out).

ive heard the B3 is pretty light, but how does it ski? is it a better choice than axis ak (ak launcher)? is the head mojo any good?

and by preferences, you mean completely subjective ones like "is it any good?", "is it better than that one", and "how does it ski?".

In five minutes and 4 google searches, I was able to find weights and reviews. If you want service with a smile, go to Epicski.com.

[verbier61]

C'mon, is so easy!
For what you have said of pocket rockets, IMO you will love the B3. Almost user's friendly as PR, but definitely less nooooodly. Great skis, the best I tried in 03-03 together with gotamas. But gotamas are prolly less do-it-all than B3.
I personally do not like atomic and k2 that much, so I'm biased.
In any case, it would be easy to demo B3, so demo before buying.
Finally, you might have noted the BRO model frenzy here. They might be the definitive maggot's dream, but so far very few of us have had the intimate plasure to meet them. If you can wait for them..... then... wait!

[PNWbrit]

Hey Mad323 - ask Seldon for advice on what skis your parents should buy for you.

He loves it when people do that!

[mntlion]

If you want them I have 173 Explosivse for sale.
That is all

[fubar]

I'll bite...

I had the same problem about a month ago. If you go with the k2 apache you will get a good crud buster/pow ski... however, it is a bit one dimensional. On the groomers they take some muscle.

The B3 will be more versatile, and that you are a lighter skier will benefit you on these boards. Just remember, the 195's have a different flex (much stiffer) than the shorted sizes.