drunk kid after day

[Dexter Rutecki]

Eat crackers,
Drink Gatorade,
And go home!!

[gonzo]

school party in bar
single now is better
got taken down by hottie
tried not to do in-school thing
oh well
sex is fun

[meatdrink9]

eggs and bacon
are in my nose
just puked all over
made it out the door
puked in my mouth
on the way
shoes and pants are a mess
client meeting in 3 hours
going home to change
and take pills
must clean the alley

[mildbill.]

eggs and bacon
are in my nose
just puked all over
made it out the door
puked in my mouth
on the way
shoes and pants are a mess
client meeting in 3 hours
going home to change
and take pills
must clean the alley

laughing hysterically
can hear boss walking
with prospects to my desk
but must post first
because the mental image
is so damn funny
plus, dexter, next time
i see you you're getting kicked
squaw in the nuts
here's an extra [return]
for your bitch ass.

[Foggy_Goggles]

Waterbottles take down one in three
Wouldn't guess you'd be the one
I know the route from your desk to the alley
Not short by anymeans
I wish your plight apon no one
Laughing with you not at you

[jibij]

the alley
the hobos are complaining
the smell
it is awful
is there any bodily function
that meatdrink has NOT performed there?

[shamrockpow]

Now entering the on-deck circle
The weekend slump buster
Twenty five minutes of data entry
And four days off is my reward
Snow falling ere long
Like tears of memory

[Crinkle]

drunk we were
punches we threw (not serious)
in the face you wanted to hit me
god knows why
off I ran
chase me you did
fall on the wet leaves
"i'm in a world of pain"
you cried
more wrestling on pearl st
your ass i could have easily kicked
you elbow and my face did collide
i am hung over too
puke i didnt
22 miles this morning I rode
things are still not better
off to sleep i go

[365wp]

last year's show was fun
kid behind us puking in the theater
playing keep away with a shoe on Pearl St.
that tree wasn't too high.
"man down," toenail = gone
good thing that homeless guy
knew first aid!

[meatdrink9]

apologies to the crunk
my sis said it was hilarious
said people were cheering
skinny kids make silly wrestlers
how did we get so drunk

[Buzzworthy]

buzz and meatdrink
and woodsy and powho too
find the goods and go to town
why so excessive, one never knows
having same conversations with myself
changes needed, looking at horizon
not wanting to go there yet
i really love my pet
only 100 percent is what we know
gotta learn to just say no
sounds like one hellofa puke show

[Crinkle]

apologies to the crunk
my sis said it was hilarious
said people were cheering
skinny kids make silly wrestlers
how did we get so drunk

no need for an appology
i felt like an ass as well
it was pretty funny
damn electric lemonade drinks
did the damage

[p-tex]

9:30 PM still feel like shit
guess I should drink again
hair of dog always makes better
what a wasted day
hate when I do that
let's say it together
"I'm never gonna..."

[BradyCU]

If you thinking of saying "I'm never gonna..." then you just just grab a 40 and start over, 45min later you won't care that you feel like shit....it's actually a key play for football weekends...wakeup saturday feeling like shit, realize the game starts in two hours...start hitting the keg again. At least that's how we do it on 14th st. in boulder