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  1. 10-06-2004, 04:49 PM #1
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    Exclamation I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME???

    Last winter was the first winter that I tried to be a photoslut while also working a fulltime desk job. I skied weekday mornings and worked 1-9pm.

    It sucked. I was completely exhausted all the time. My photoslutting sucked because I had no energy for dawn patrol shoots and I always had to watch the clock to make sure I wasn't late to work.

    Fuck that shit.

    I just sat my manager down and explained that I was committed to trying to "work it" in skiing and in order to do that, I needed to cut back from full-time to 20 hours a week for the winter.

    He said, "OK."

    In summary: IT'S ON, BITCHES! IT IS SO VERY ON!
  2. 10-06-2004, 04:54 PM #2
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    you shouldn't be giving touches away for free then.
    fine
  3. 10-06-2004, 04:55 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by tuffy109
    you shouldn't be giving touches away for free then.
    Cool man. Tear it up.
    "It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."
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    Quote Originally Posted by tuffy109
    you shouldn't be giving touches away for free then.
    I was hoping for more inspot.org responses.
  5. 10-06-2004, 05:02 PM #5
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    Nice Phunk, its very on, part-time or working when you want rocks.


    WORK IT!!!
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    I'm glad your "manager" said ok, what about your boss...aka mrs. phunk?

    Cool on the upcoming season though. Tear it up!
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    Thumbs up

    Killer! Working whenever you want kicks ass (especially when you never want to work).
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    I will only touch you if you tell me that you have my ring that i want?

    Do you? DO YOU?

    Oh, and best of luck to ya! You're kinda good at this photo slut thing.
    you sketchy character, you
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    How many times do I need to tell you to get it thru your thick damn skull that I REALLY do not want to touch you anymore?????















    So have fun ya biatch!!! Stay Healthy!!!!
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    Nice move, phUnky.

    Who's your principal photog?
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  12. 10-06-2004, 05:31 PM #12
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    Nice work phUnk, though I don't think you're trying to get attention, just share your stoke about the whole situation, if it were ME, I would definitely be trying to get attention. Maybe we'll ski one time this year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Telephil
    Nice work phUnk, so are you going to show me how to throw Lincolns this season?
    ...........
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    i would like to ;-*

    That's good news, phUnk. I should just quit school an go live the dream for while . I don't even have a Mrs. hopped to tell me not to. Just an empty bank account.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett's Anus
    I'm a piece of shit loser who can't ski and is so much of a coward that even on an internet message board I'm scared to diss people with my normal alias.
    So impressive.
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  16. 10-06-2004, 06:14 PM #16
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    So , what does this mean?
  17. 10-06-2004, 06:17 PM #17
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    I put up a thread entitled "who wants to fucking touch me" and B.A. feels the need to point out that this is an attention-getting thread. Very perceptive, Mr. Protector-Of-The-Rad.

    I really thought my manager might get pissed and go with the "Bullshit! We need you now more than ever! We've got Version 2 ramping up & blah blah blah" but he was totally cool with everything. I didn't want to have to quit, but you've gotta do what you've gotta do.
  18. 10-06-2004, 06:19 PM #18
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    Gotch ya.

    BEEEAAATCH!
  19. 10-06-2004, 06:25 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    Version 2

    Does that mean my copy of Version 1 will be obsolete?
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    Very cool. Setting priorities is important. Skiing should always be the highest priority.
    The snow doesn't give a soft white damn whom it touches.
    ~ e.e. cummings
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    phUnk, thats awesome! congrats!
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    It's really just a spiritual victory until you can consistently get your ass out of bed before 9:00
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman
    It's really just a spiritual victory until you can consistently get your ass out of bed before 9:00
    Oh Snap!

    ...truer words have never been spoken!
    you sketchy character, you
  24. 10-06-2004, 07:29 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by altachic
    Oh Snap!

    ...truer words have never been spoken!
    You can both lick my balls.
  25. 10-06-2004, 07:30 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    You can both lick my balls.
    drop 'em and i'll do it you pussy.

    Edit: and you know we are both right. It's not like we haven't spent time at your casa during ski season.
    you sketchy character, you
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