Really? Enough with the driving threads already!

[DoWork]

We fuckin' get it! Everyone's an asshole but you. To save some time, here's a list of all the motherfuckers that suck so we can move the fuck on and try out some good old STFU.

Old people. Drunk people. Young people. People on cell phones. People doing their makeup. Slow people. Speeders. Loud music people. Tailgaters. Fast lane blockers. Truckers. Donk drivers. Valets. People with dim lights. People with bright lights. People with fog lights. People with expensive cars. People with piece of shit cars. People that get road head next to you in traffic and don't share. People that throw trash out of the window. Cab drivers. Bikers. Minibike/moped riders in the street. HUDGE SUV drivers. People that flip you off. People that cut you off. People that cut you off then flip you off. People that suck you off (wait, nevermind on that one) People that are oblivious. People that follow too many of the rules. People that don't follow any rules. People with gunracks in the rear window. People with tons of bumper stickers. People who have their skis on the roof, caked with road salt. People with trinkety shit all over their car. People who pull to the shoulder in no stopping zones. People that road rage. People that post about bad drivers on TGR while driving.

Ok I think I got them all, now can we please stop making yeasty threads about how everyone but you sucks and should just stay home? FKNA, people. .. Oh, and if I missed any- FUCK YOU! Let's pull over and road rage about it!

If that wasn't a yeasty rant, I don't know what is. I'm outta this bitch. I already cunted it up enough for me to hate myself for the next 5 minutes for joining the ranks of you whiny bitches.
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[Sublime]

We fuckin' get it! Everyone's an asshole but you.

When it comes to driving damn that is true.

[concretejungle]

Everyone's an asshole but you.

I told you that shit already.

[Parvo]

wot about yachting? i have a big problem wih alot of fellow yachters.

[Steepdeepnlong]

You forgot people driving with dogs in their laps. I know you said you didn't really care about the ones you forgot ("fuck you" were your exact words I believe), but I felt that this one was really important. Plus, I wanted to sort of, you know, honor your rant, because it really speaks to a certain vibe around here lately that well, kind allows everyone to get stuff off their chest about driving. See, what they really want os to be able to ski. But it's still too early, except for a select few places. The pics that have been posted from those few places by a few people are really jacking the frustration level of the rest of us, so we make ourselves feel better by bitching about the most mundane shit that we have no control over and can't change anyway, but we still have to put up with it everyday. Kind of a universal experience.

Anyway, you forgot about people who drive with dogs in their laps.




And people who are lost.


And people with loud mufflers.



Actually, you forgot alot of them. Why just in the area of lights, you forgot taillights that don't work, signal lights that don't work, or don't get used, or that get left on after the turn has been made. You forgot cars with tinted windows, cars that vibrate other cars around them with their punk ass music, cars that have duct tape holding parts on, or that clear plastic shit over a taillight, so that you almost think it's actually a taillight there until you get close enough to see that the light has been busted and there is only plastic there. You forgot people who drive without knowing that their back-up lights are on. I know this one doen't happen often, but man, when it does it is fucking annoying!



Oh man, you forgot lowriders. I fucking hate those things. Except the ones that can bounce around on the front shocks like some kind of rhino in heat, those are kind of funny. But even lowriders aren't as bad as those guys who thin their car is a race car, so they put a Pennzoil sticker in the window even though they're driving some beat-up '82 Nova or something. Or 4-wheelers that leave the mud on their car for weeks after they actually go 4-wheeling. And those cars that advertise their business with a decal in the back window, just so they can write-off their car expenses as a business expense, even though everybody knows that they ain't doing any business at the local bar or the grocery store, if you know what I mean.


Yeah, so you forgot alot of stuff. But it's okay, you seemed kinda mad and I'm glad you got it off your chest.

[Steepdeepnlong]

People pulling trailers. You forgot them, too.

[m01766]

According to tonight's evening news, cab drivers watching tv while driving is also bad.

Please add them to the list

[Hugh Conway]

way to rip off Carlin

[iceman]

way to rip off Carlin

Hey if you're gonna rant it's pretty hard to avoid ripping off Carlin at some point.

I thought it was a good rant, it had a good beat and i could dance to it.

[TNKen]

Forgot one:

People driving a Subaru

[iceman]

You can do better than that, Ken. Why not just blame democrats? That's more your style.

[mavrick]

Sweet blog.

[Hugh Conway]

I thought it was a good rant, it had a good beat and i could dance to it.

but yer irish

[TNKen]

You can do better than that, Ken. Why not just blame democrats? That's more your style.

OK--Democrats driving Subarus.

[funkendrenchman]

Forgot one:

People driving a Subaru

...you mean people driving a Subaru with 3 racks on top they don't use and a box covered in stickers.

[Tye 1on]

OK--Democrats driving Subarus.

...you mean people driving a Subaru with 3 racks on top they don't use and a box covered in stickers.

fungible

[iscariot]

Maybe we need a "Driving Forum"?

[iceman]

but yer irish

I can still dance, I'm just not allowed to move my arms while I do it for some reason.

[Elkhound Odin]

You all left out the absolute worst road offenders. Those awholes that drive diesel pickup trucks in the passing lane, spewing their filthy, smelly pollution into my air system. fuck u!! If wanted to breath that shit, I'd sit in my garage with the door closed

[jmf]

OK--Democrats driving Subarus.

I've never heard of someone driving a subaru who wasn't a democrat... Or at least a liberal - some of those liberals get so butthurt sometimes they periodically stop calling themselves democrats. Like those douchebags who say that Obama isn't any different than Bush. They seem to forget about when they said Bush wasn't any different than Hitler. So, for the temporary-non-democrat-subaru-driver, Obama = Hitler.

[Lexi-Bell]

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his fly, bartender asks what's up and the pirate says "Aaaaarg, its drivin me nuts"

[BSS]

But how do you know if they actually use the roof box or not? I mean, without looking inside? Do you really know?

[dk_alaskan]

What about people blogging about other people posting about cars? you didn't post this up in your car hater paragraph

[mmmm...pow!]

People who put ribbons on their car. Like they're really saving the world. And people driving with chains, 20 miles below the speed limit, days after a storm. And anyone who drives a PT Loser - has anyone ever driven one of these competently? Also, people with two hands on the wheel, European SUVs, stick figure stickers of the whole family, convertibles top down with temps below 50 degrees, hazards for no apparent reason, dump trucks without tarps over their load, and those gay motorcycle things with two front wheels. And women.

[mock vomit]

...You forgot cars with tinted windows...

YES!!! Well, I'm OK with it on windows other than the front windshield and the driver and front passenger side windows... but when it's too dark to see if the drivers head is looking in your direction and probably sees you, or is looking the other way and might pull out in front of you... I FARGING HATE THAT!!! ARGSSHHSEHHSLDF::WOEIHIOWH EHFIHSFJNSFNSKJLNDSFKHFN