Oh also you guys do realize that if you put all your ski stuff away dirty at the end of the season when you take them out to ski after a few months they are all nice and clean. Is it because the ski clothes fairy has taken care of that for you?

I mean, even the socks....I am amazed at their freshness every November.
So efficient during summer break, these little ski clothing fairies! I love this "clothes aging themselves clean" phenom.

Perhaps this can work for regular clothing? You'd have to have enough to wear though while you put stuff away for about 6 or 7 months so that it ages clean.

Sprite