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    I was on CNN, bitches!

    Well, sorta... The veep debate is at Case, where I go to school. It's been a circus around here. The campus looks like downtown Beirut. (Except, oddly, where the cameras are.... Huh.)

    Anderson Cooper 360 was broadcasting from campus, and I went and tried to get on. I might have. Anyone notice? There were no chicken suits allowed.

    Other circus events... There was a big symposium today to showcase some of the research that we're doing. It was at the same hotel where the Edwards staff is staying. I, quite literally, ran in to Edwards' chief of staff there, to the severe dissapointment of the MIB casing the area. Oops. Relax, guys... I'm on your side.

    The 6-lane conduit from downtown to the suburban university area was blocked for 20 minutes while a series of busses with BUSH-CHENEY 2004 occupied the hotel approach. At 5:00. Nice timing, guys.

    It's pretty fun to be at the school where all the spotlights are for a few days... but I'll be glad when they're gone. Anyone have any suggestions for me to get in to some trouble?
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornholio
    Anyone have any suggestions for me to get in to some trouble?
    Have sex with Cheney's daughter, tape it, and release it on the interweb. Also, pee on her. That would rock the house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Platinum Pete
    Have sex with Cheney's daughter, tape it, and release it on the interweb. Also, pee on her. That would rock the house.

    i thought cornholio was a guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Platinum Pete
    Have sex with Cheney's daughter, tape it, and release it on the interweb. Also, pee on her. That would rock the house.
    Personally, I'd rather pork one of the Bush twins..... And I wouldn't even have to fight with my concience over it too much.

    Hmm, foursome with the Bush twins and Kerry's daughter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Telenater

    Hmm, foursome with the Bush twins and Kerry's daughter.
    Do you think the're any good at golf?
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    EDIT: I guess it's too late to send the chicken suit
    Last edited by Plakespear; 10-04-2004 at 09:21 PM.
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    ah.. so, is that you in the "CNN Idiot of the Night" joke Dave Letterman just did, with the dork disco dancin' in the background???



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    hehe.. it was behind wolf blitzer, so i guess your Andersen Cooper alibi will hold for now

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    ooo ooo I want to be idiot of the night!
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    Quote Originally Posted by skiguide
    ah.. so, is that you in the "CNN Idiot of the Night" joke Dave Letterman just did, with the dork disco dancin' in the background???
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    hehe.. it was behind wolf blitzer, so i guess your Andersen Cooper alibi will hold for now
    Whew. You had me worried for a sec.
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Ask Buster for some advice. I seem to remember a story that involved him egging a president (or maybe just a candidate?) and getting away with it.

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    I had sex with a girl from Case when I was going to Kent State!

    I know that has nothing to do with this.
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