SAY SOMETHING FUNNY

[JONG SLAUGHTER]

YOU BORING FUCKS.

[counterfeitfake]

You first.

[DoWork]

SOMETHING FUNNY YOU BORING FUCKS.

There. What do I win?

[I Dunno]

Jongslaughter <3's cock

[wannabe]

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK


How was that?

[jmf]

^ not funny. You guys suck at this.

[Blurred]

5 stars.

Would read again.

[EarlyWood]

Blurred=Carlobee

[Cruiser]

Keystone is awesome!

[Jer]

FULL-BLOWN AIDS!!!

[1wsguy]

JONGS LAUGHTER!

[dumpy]

So one day I'm driving down the road with Blurred and Jong Slaughter. Along the side of the road, I spot a goat with it's head stuck in the fence, so I pull over with intention of helping the lil guy get out of the fence.

next thing I know, Jong Slaughter starts fucking the piss out of the goat, yelling things like "you gittin raped" and "all caps you dirty goat whore".

He looks over at Blurred and I and asks "you guys want a turn"?

Blurred goes and sticks his head in the fence.



thank you, I'm here all week, try the veal, it's excellent

[jmf]

^ "all caps..." I lol'd.

[MMP]

if youre looking for a book and can't find it, it may be because you're at the

[Jim J]

When I was 10 years old, my parents took us on vacation to a water park. I told my dad I had to go to the bathroom; he pointed to a building and let me go in by myself. When I got in, I noticed there were no urinals, and none of the stalls had toilets in them. Confused, I went into a stall anyway, pulled the curtain closed behind me, and did my business all over the floor. When I got out, we started walking away when another man with his son asked my dad if we knew of any bathrooms nearby. My dad pointed to the building that I had just exited. The man said, “No, that’s just a dressing room to change in and out of bathing suits.” My Dad said that was not true, as I had just used the bathroom in there. The other man insisted and my father started to get angry, “Are you calling my son a liar?” My Dad told the man we would all go in together to prove my innocence. Despite my objections, the four of us went in and when my Dad whipped open the curtain to the first stall…

[SonnyBoy]

^I'd say 10 years is pretty old to be that retarded.

[peterslovo]

One of my favorite seasonal jokes...


What do West Virginians do on Halloween?


















Pump kin.

(no offense to WV mags intended)

[cinnepa]

i just asked splat if he had any 192's laying around, used of course.

[BSS]

A schizo goes to his first appointment with his new shrink wearing nothing but saran wrap from head to toe.















The shrink says; "Clearly, I can see your'e nuts."

[Blurred]

So one day I'm driving down the road with Blurred and Jong Slaughter. Along the side of the road, I spot a goat with it's head stuck in the fence, so I pull over with intention of helping the lil guy get out of the fence.

next thing I know, Jong Slaughter starts fucking the piss out of the goat, yelling things like "you gittin raped" and "all caps you dirty goat whore".

He looks over at Blurred and I and asks "you guys want a turn"?

Blurred goes and sticks his head in the fence.



thank you, I'm here all week, try the veal, it's excellent

I lol'd

Jim J-did you dooky in there?

[Beaver]

I said something funny, didn't you hear it?

[Jim J]

Jim J-did you dooky in there?

It was a made up story from the internets. I wish I could claim it as my own.

[HotCarl]

CUNT FARTS!!

[dumpy]

CUNT FARTS!!

That made me chuckle

Kinda reminds me of Cartman's Tourette's

[EarlyWood]

hey
I fkn killed it in this thread