Advice for Canadian Imigration - 3 DUI's

[stupid idiot]

I did complete a class though. Anybody have advice?

[bmg97]

[Ramsey]

http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/informa...ns/rehabil.asp

Quote:
"You can apply for individual rehabilitation if at least five years have passed since you completed your criminal sentences."

[shirk]

3 times? We don't want you here.

[waxman]

^^^^
exactly

[Wong_Fowum_Jong]

You're ask the TGR admins/developers/employees/etc. for legal advice on whether Canada let you in. Are you full retarded or just semi? 3 DUI's? What the hell wrong with you? If I Canada I no let you in.

Maybe try Mexico instead? You can sneak across border easy. Tlachichuca is great ski town with nice double blacks just above town.

[Meanfruit]

We already have lots o fucktards up here(moi excluded, natch)so stay the hell home. Seriously, stay away.

[bobbuilds]

Dude, no way. seriously. they will turn you away at the border.

[L7]

I certainly don't see an upside on helping you cross the border.

[mushmouth]

Whatever gets this asshole the fuck out of here...

Seriously...fuck you.

You took classes? Fuck you, get out.

You should be banned from life...fucking asshole.

"I took a class..."

What did you not learn after your first DUI? What did you not learn after your second DUI? Seriously...I'd love to hear the answers. Did they teach you that you can kill families, children, fathers, mothers, brother and sisters in your stupid fucking class?

Actually, just FUCK YOU. You should kill yourself.

[highangle]

i guess none of you house-proud city mice knows what its like to get crosswise with the law in a small town, do you?


"I was there. Yeah, it was called the '80s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground...
I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with late'....It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth", "against God." More like bad real estate values.
So Stumpy had to go... "

[Hugh Conway]

i guess none of you house-proud city mice knows what its like to get crosswise with the law in a small town, do you?

Trying to prove the smalltown = retard assumption? Once, twice is a sign of a problem, but three times?

[Meanfruit]

Highangle, you're okay sometimes, but you should just shut the fuck up this time. You talk like my brother, and he's a fuckup retard criminal. Go argue prison conditions, or something

[highangle]

Trying to prove the smalltown = retard assumption? Once, twice is a sign of a problem, but three times?

i live outside a town that's 8 blocks wide, a mile and a half long
with at least 10 bars
surrounded by alpine peaks, icefields, and ocean -
one road in or out
2-3 rollers on duty 24/7

the next closest grocery store is 90 miles away




i'm not exactly sure what would happen if i somehow managed to piss off the local cops, but i am pretty sure i want to avoid it

[highangle]

Highangle, you're okay sometimes, but you should just shut the fuck up this time. You talk like my brother, and he's a fuckup retard criminal. Go argue prison conditions, or something

is your mom a criminal too?

[Meanfruit]

Ah, if you mean my mom is so beautiful, inside and out, that it's criminal, then yes, she's a criminal. Don't be bringing my ma in on this

[DoWork]

Whatever gets this asshole the fuck out of here...

Seriously...fuck you.

You took classes? Fuck you, get out.

You should be banned from life...fucking asshole.

"I took a class..."

What did you not learn after your first DUI? What did you not learn after your second DUI? Seriously...I'd love to hear the answers. Did they teach you that you can kill families, children, fathers, mothers, brother and sisters in your stupid fucking class?

Actually, just FUCK YOU. You should kill yourself.

You should tell him how you really feel. You know, quit holding back so much.

[mushmouth]

You should tell him how you really feel. You know, quit holding back so much.

When she was in high school, my wife's sister was killed in a drunk driving related accident. As my wife and I now have a daughter and another on the way, I can begin to imagine the pain generated by this type of preventable loss.

three fucking times???? at least his screen name is appropriate. i wouldn't be surprised if he's running to Canada to make a new life, since his prospects are likely fucked in the U.S.

[moose pit]

Wow, whole lotta pricks posting on this one...

Dude don't worry about it, just either lie or omit the truth when asked. Everyone does it and it is not a big deal.

Hey on your way here could you pic me up a couple good sized rocks of coke, the shit we have here is seriously stomped. Just throw it in the ash tray on the way across the boarder. They never check the ashtray.

[carpathian]

I was coming home from an event a couple of weeks ago. On the last stretch coming into town I saw an obvious road block up ahead and decided to divert left and take Railway home. Sure as i turn the corner I am thinking that was too easy, there is gonna be another block this way... Sure enough there is a second police block and they knew by radio that I had turned off the road when I saw the lights.

It was Fall Fair weekend so there are tons of potential drunks driving around.

The cop walks up and asks me "Where you coming from?" I for some reason, lied and said that i was coming from the fair even though we were coming from Driftwood. He said that he saw me turn off the highway and would i kindly step out of the car.

I complied and felt woozy stepping out of the car and walked next to him to his cruiser. I was walking with my hands behind my back as a way of centering myself and remain calm if anything. I had been trying to choke down this heavy porter beer drink and could taste it on my breath.

He told me that i was not under arrest and i did not need to put hands behind back. I said i was just nervous and had never done this before.

As I stood there under the weird street light I saw my life flash before my eyes. this was the story of how i was an idiot and lost my license.

He pulled out the breathalyzer out and made me blow hard and I blew a 0.0.

I basically had two beers over the previous 5 hours, but it was an eye opener nonetheless.

[Blurred]

I'm positive the OP isn't a troll. I mean, none of his threads are trolls.

Love the long winded answers though. fyl

[DoWork]

When she was in high school, my wife's sister was killed in a drunk driving related accident. As my wife and I now have a daughter and another on the way, I can begin to imagine the pain generated by this type of preventable loss.

three fucking times???? at least his screen name is appropriate. i wouldn't be surprised if he's running to Canada to make a new life, since his prospects are likely fucked in the U.S.

I had 9 peeps I went to school with die in drunk driving accidents before they even graduated high school. Fuckin' nine bro. I know it sucks and believe me when I say I know how big of losers repeat DWI offenders are, but just berating a dude who was honestly seeking advice about his fuckups isn't going to bring back the dead. All's I'm saying.

[mushmouth]

I had 9 peeps I went to school with die in drunk driving accidents before they even graduated high school. Fuckin' nine bro. I know it sucks and believe me when I say I know how big of losers repeat DWI offenders are, but just berating a dude who was honestly seeking advice about his fuckups isn't going to bring back the dead. All's I'm saying.

That's pretty rough.

But B is probably right that this is a troll and I fell for it, so whatever...

[kalisto]

"I was there. Yeah, it was called the '80s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground...
I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with late'....It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth", "against God." More like bad real estate values.
So Stumpy had to go... "

Golden...

What a terrible/awesome movie.

[stupid idiot]

i guess none of you house-proud city mice knows what its like to get crosswise with the law in a small town, do you?


"I was there. Yeah, it was called the '80s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground...
I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with late'....It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth", "against God." More like bad real estate values.
So Stumpy had to go... "

***Yeah, take his ass to streets, steal his girlfriend, shit on his dad's porch,, get in good w/ his friend who is a property manager (maybe) fuck her too. I'm if u have to, cant be cheatin on my NEW grilfriend, then live it up in u'r new swimming pool. Which , is now solar power mind U.

1 mor thing, it's really beneficial for u'r best friends dad 2 be a traffic attourney. Yeah, we raised hell. We use to throw 40oz bottles over the bush into the town police station. They never could figure that one out. My view on life? Live sure is grand, stay alive, and raise hell as much as possible. That's y I love to ski. Every day is different if u got th dough. And the mountian is a place U can sure raise hell. Well @ least OB. peace