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  1. 10-01-2004, 01:22 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by homerjay
    what is a haiku
    without mention of cheeba
    no puffing last night?
    Homer knows the deal
    Smoke talk make the haiku go
    Happy hour puff puff pass
  2. 10-01-2004, 01:24 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles
    Homer knows the deal
    Smoke talk make the haiku go
    Happy hour puff puff pass
    I don't smoke weed, man
    drugs are bad for your body
    up hope, down wit dope!
  3. 10-01-2004, 01:28 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by mildbill.
    I don't smoke weed, man
    drugs are bad for your body
    up hope, down wit dope!

    Talk to me later
    after lame marker demo
    you will be so high

    your words you will eat
    as you puff on the big spliff
    god damn hypocreet
  4. 10-01-2004, 01:34 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    Talk to me later
    after lame marker demo
    you will be so high

    your words you will eat
    as you puff on the big spliff
    god damn hypocreet
    mildbill just says no
    basom, evil pusherman
    marker demos rule
  5. 10-01-2004, 01:56 PM #55
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    Cool

    ah lovely friday
    snow is falling in the hills
    haiku time again

    beers last night with friends
    dinner and cocktails were good
    head back home to puff

    desk is piled high
    constant stream of email crap
    now i need a beer
    to all my friends, it's not the end
    the earth has not swallowed me yet
  6. 10-01-2004, 02:36 PM #56
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    stoned stuck to the floor
    in two thousand four

    so clean and pure then
    smoked ganj in gouged v8 can
    never looked back again
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
  7. 10-01-2004, 02:37 PM #57
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    a three word haiku,
    today leaves me wondering
    is it possible?
  8. 10-01-2004, 02:40 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by ripley ripper
    a three word hiaku,
    today leaves me wondering
    is it possible?
    vociferously
    neoexistentialist
    paleolithic
  9. 10-01-2004, 02:43 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by homerjay
    vociferously
    neoexistentialist
    paleolithic
    major props to you
    i do not even know words
    with five syllables.
  10. 10-01-2004, 02:51 PM #60
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    haiku from east
    ball-licking is thier feast
    they need women stat!
  11. 10-01-2004, 02:55 PM #61
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    the drought continues
    have sympathy for the souls
    suffering and shit
  12. 10-01-2004, 03:00 PM #62
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    what up with the drought?
    No snow? no rain? no brainer?
    tell me now mildbill
  13. 10-01-2004, 03:05 PM #63
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    the drought will stifle
    do not become a victim
    diligence is key
  14. 10-01-2004, 03:12 PM #64
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    drought confuses duder
    no need for explanation
    I am not concerned
  15. 10-01-2004, 03:56 PM #65
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    wonder what I lack
    subtle? sarcasm? nuance?
    haiku made me laugh

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