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  1. 10-01-2004, 12:09 PM #26
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    I smell like pizza
    but im sure it could be worse
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    dont call me daughter
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  2. 10-01-2004, 12:12 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by mildbill.
    who the fuck are you?
    arbiter of all humor?
    the funny police?
    Funnyguyitis
    happens to everyone eh
    try it again dude
  3. 10-01-2004, 12:18 PM #28
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    send me steak right now

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    where is my damn cash?
  4. 10-01-2004, 12:23 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by mildbill.
    meeting with CEO
    beer farts, sweating, sunlit room
    i offend the nose
    i disagree crash
    the mild one rules the haiku
    noxious fumes are bad
  5. 10-01-2004, 12:28 PM #30
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    to all the haiku haters

    all you fuckers are
    gonna pay. you are the ones
    who are ball lickers.
  6. 10-01-2004, 12:33 PM #31
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    bill's friday haikus
    are highlight of the work week
    I should get out more

    what is a haiku
    without mention of cheeba
    no puffing last night?

    can't wait to leave here
    singletrack in the desert
    Fruita kicks much ass
  7. 10-01-2004, 12:36 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by homerjay
    what is a haiku
    without mention of cheeba
    no puffing last night?
    many hours left
    before day's haiku are done
    patience, homerjay
  8. 10-01-2004, 12:38 PM #33
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    anti ball lickers
    just want pictures, powder stoke
    post them now bastards
  9. 10-01-2004, 12:40 PM #34
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    I take it back now
    bill disrespects everyone
    i never lick balls

    work comes very soon
    Pablo escobar is there
    He looks like my boss

    where's the fucking snow
    i really need to ski now
    i want to huck it
  10. 10-01-2004, 12:45 PM #35
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    arrogant haikus
    of "mild" importance dude
    want powder stokage
  11. 10-01-2004, 12:45 PM #36
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    for duder

    aguille du midi
    french words in haiku, oh my
    Z always licks balls

    http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall.../billdeep2.jpg
  12. 10-01-2004, 12:47 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duder
    arrogant haikus
    of "mild" importance dude
    want powder stokage
    it is up to you
    duder you too are slacking
    complaints get nothing
  13. 10-01-2004, 12:48 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    it is up to you
    duder you too are slacking
    complaints get nothing
    basom, ease up man
    duder is a drought victim
    or so it appears
  14. 10-01-2004, 12:53 PM #39
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    Red face

    you stupid fukkers
    nobody has posted porn
    and i'm worse for it
    Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
    Push it on into systematic overdrive
    You know what to do
  15. 10-01-2004, 12:54 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by mildbill.
    basom, ease up man
    duder is a drought victim
    or so it appears

    drought victims suffer
    and you bless with kind reward
    kindness is the path
  16. 10-01-2004, 12:58 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by mildbill.
    aguille du midi
    french words in haiku, oh my
    Z always licks balls
    oh you damn slutbag
    well, there was that one time when....
    what, i dont lick balls
    Last edited by Z; 10-01-2004 at 01:00 PM.
  17. 10-01-2004, 12:59 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tap
    you stupid fukkers
    nobody has posted porn
    and i'm worse for it
    you're expecting porn?
    in a thread with this title?
    ...the drought continues
  18. 10-01-2004, 01:01 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by mildbill.
    all you fuckers are
    gonna pay. you are the ones
    who are ball lickers.
    Love that line.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
  19. 10-01-2004, 01:01 PM #44
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    Thank you for pow stoke
    board needs people like basom
    appease mags with stoke
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    It's my first haiku
    I'm not imaginative
    need to add humor
    Buy nice things here.
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  21. 10-01-2004, 01:03 PM #46
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    have fun in fruita
    I wish I was going there
    so much singletrack

    three six five need job
    mind the addiction indeed
    contract will expire

    late for meeting yes
    now no downtown job for me
    want to buy a condo?
  22. 10-01-2004, 01:05 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by mildbill.
    you're expecting porn?
    in a thread with this title?
    ...the drought continues
    bodacious ta-tas
    anti-gravity boobees
    give me silicon

    (o)(o)
    Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
    Push it on into systematic overdrive
    You know what to do
  23. 10-01-2004, 01:07 PM #48
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    Going up north soon
    to a city called Gaylord
    there is no snow there
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tap
    bodacious ta-tas
    anti-gravity boobees
    give me silicon

    (o)(o)
    houseflies have ta-tas?
    hold strong magnifying glass
    still have one free hand

    craig check your pm
    see if there are any fits
    keep you in the dot
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    much ta tas downtown
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    I scope babes every day
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