Worst I've ever seen....

[Schmear]

This community is like my family. Some of you inspire me, others make me laugh, some owe me money and/or a trip to the Pancake Corral, a few of you fucking annoy me, and one of you smells like burnt toast, but...

I love you all the same.

NOW,
I'm out.




















...of chips. Damn.

[MacDaddy]

ok, it's about time to pull this little chart out

This was great thanks mang

[Unregistered]

Summit, i would agree about his "seriousness" and the "not for real" thing, but the thing is, the guy's inconsistent with his comments and his treatment of others. And IMHO, he thinly veils neg. treatment of others with sarcasm

and phUnk doesn't?

pleeease, niger.

the board's just like high school. You have your cliques, you have your clowns, you have your attention whores, you have 30 guys vying for the attention of 1 female (at times), you have your prom king and queen (most popular)-great to watch people kiss their asses, you have your assholes, you have your egos, you have your know-it-alls, you have your two-faced punks, you have people that love to give advice about everyone elses lives to make them feel better about theirs, you have your animosity and jealousy towards others, you have your friendships, you have life.
You can't be friends with everyone, you won't be liked by everyone, you aren't always going to be the center of attention and you won't always be the best at everything. Bitches.

[The Reverend Floater]

pleeease, niger.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...0035/niger.gif

[optics]

and phUnk doesn't?

pleeease, niger.

IMHO:

Phunk's graphic: Uses expression which contains racial slur, makes no negative reference to said slurred race. You think that's bad, take a look at newschoolers sometime.

Blurred's comment: Uses racial slur in a way that implies it's bad to act like slurred group.

Max's "niggerish" comment, same thing.

Really very simple.

That said, I personally wouldn't post that graphic. I try not to say things online that I wouldn't say in person, but that's just me. I'm guessing Phunk doesn't toss that word around in conversation, or at worst just when talking to Tanner and CR.

[slippy]

Cliff Notes:

People don't like Brett.
Summit and a few other do.
Brett doesn't care.

Same story, different thread.

[Unregistered]

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...0035/niger.gif

http://www.pifiu.com/upload/uploads/052004/Hmmmmm.jpg

[Unregistered]

IMHO:

Phunk's graphic: Uses expression which contains racial slur, makes no negative reference to said slurred race. You think that's bad, take a look at newschoolers sometime.

Blurred's comment: Uses racial slur in a way that implies it's bad to act like slurred group.

Max's "niggerish" comment, same thing.

Really very simple.

That said, I personally wouldn't post that graphic. I try not to say things online that I wouldn't say in person, but that's just me. I'm guessing Phunk doesn't toss that word around in conversation, or at worst just when talking to Tanner and CR.

Not talking about the graphic at all. Talking about the thinly veiled sarcasm with other posers(sic) on the board. sometimes he comes off as just as big of an asshole, just in his own subtle little way

[The Reverend Floater]

Not talking about the graphic at all. Talking about the thinly veiled sarcasm with other posers(sic) on the board. sometimes he comes off as just as big of an asshole, just in his own subtle little way

Brett? Is that you?

[Owens Never Sleeps]

Shift your focus bitches!

[Ubersheist]

Brett? Is that you?

I doubt it, but... WHO CARES???

Y'all - Read what ONS said!

[Unregistered]

I'm guessing Phunk doesn't toss that word around in conversation, or at worst just when talking to Tanner and CR.

LMAO

wait, I just caught this. This is relevant how?

Oh, because Tanner and CR are pro and better than everyone else so it's ok? Or you just wanted everyone to know that phUnk knows Tanner and CR? (see ego post)

[optics]

LMAO

wait, I just caught this. This is relevant how?

Oh, because Tanner and CR are pro and better than everyone else so it's ok? Or you just wanted everyone to know that phUnk knows Tanner and CR? (see ego post)

Sarcasm, you stupid bitch.

And I'm out, too!

[slippy]

Shift your focus bitches!

I heard that skier is a TOTAL asshole! But I've never met him in person, and I've heard he's pretty cool face-to-face....

[CaddyDaddy77]

Nice pic, ONS!

Seemed appropriate.

From Biglines
Posted by Lisa Kelly on Mon Sep, 27 2004
Fall seems to slow life down a little, and I’ve really noticed a lot of people with nothing to do at this time of year. There’s no need to let this fabulous season go to waste by sitting around whining about how much we wish we were already skiing, we might as well do something productive to gear up for it. I’ve put together a list of ten things to keep you ski scrubs occupied until winter, all of them are meant to make your life easier and give you more time to ski.

#1. First things first....Get your lazy ass in shape. Remember early season last year and how much of a kick in the junk it was on your first hike? Or how much your legs burned after ten turns? Well get off the couch and start running, walking, riding a bike, get a three month pass to the gym, etc. Whatever your style of exercise is, get into it now. You’ll be happy you did, and it could help you avoid an early season injury by already being fit and not working your body into the ground on day one.

#2. Bring your ski’s in and kiss them. Check them over, hug them, get them tuned and waxed. While you’re at it, get your tuning station set up for doing repairs later. Go steal your mom’s iron, get your p-tex and wax ready so that when your skis take their first hit, you’ll already be on your game and have them patched up in no time.

#3. Out with the old, in with the new. Go through all your B Team gear that’s sitting around collecting dust (or last years gear) and sell it before it loses it’s value. Spit shine it, patch it, duct tape it, do whatever you need to do to get it back in action and sell it on the Biglines’ Online Buy and Sell, or at your local ski swap. Use that coin to upgrade your current collection of ski gear, I’m sure you can think of a million winter toys that you could spend your hard-earned cash on.

#4. Get stoked and plan a ski trip. Biglines has tons of articles to get you stoked on skiing, and lots of these articles showcase sick new lines and places, so use them to your advantage and start researching areas you’d like to visit. Use this info to help plan a trip somewhere you’ve never skied before, road tripping to check out new terrain is a surefire way to get you motivated.

#5. Get educated. If you’re planning on travelling in the backcountry this year, you should sharpen your snow skills. Read Tony Daffern’s “Avalanche Safety for Skiers, Climbers and Snowboarders”, or other snow safety literature. The more you read about it, the more you will learn from it. Now is the time to sign up for a recreational avalanche safety course, or your Level 1. Take a wilderness first aid course or update some certifications that you may already have. You might as well brush up on those skills now so it’ll be second nature when you really need them.

#6. Practice beacon searches and replace your batteries. Wear out last years’ batteries by practicing searching. Do it throughout your house while your room mate is sleeping, or go to a park and hide them in the leaves. It’s not nearly the same as searching for a person buried ten feet deep, but you may discover that your beacon just don’t run like she used to, and wouldn’t you like to know that before you’re ten feet under. Don’t forget to put some fresh batts in ‘er when you’re done, and practice again once the snow starts to fall, and then again, and again, and again.

#7. Get into the Christmas spirit... Say what?!?! Make your family some Christmas presents now while you have the time. It’s way cheaper to do it yourself, and family really love the heartfelt junk that’s made by your own two paws. Learn to knit, crochet, paint, whatever, but do it now so you’ll have every day to shred when Jolly Old St Nick sends us ten feet of pow for Christmas.

#8. Hit the beach. If you’ve been working hard all summer, then you certainly deserve some fun in the sun. Seat sales are killer this time of year, and a quick trip to Mexico is just what the doctor ordered to get your mind off pow for a bit. Take a road trip to the closest coast, and check out some beaches nearby, say hello to the ocean and breathe in the open air of the sea. While you’re working on your base tan, your local ski hill will be working on a base of it's own.

#9. Winterize your pad. Collect firewood, fix the leaky roof, and repair the seals on windows and doors so you don’t loose heat unnecessarily. Get your winter tires ready to go, and have your car winterized so she’s ready to haul your ass up to the hill every day no matter what the conditions.

#10. PARTEEEEEE!!! Go hang with your pals. Be social, be on the scene, get crazy for the fall so that it’s out of your system by the time winter rolls around. Or you can see it as being in training for the winter when the real partying begins. Most importantly, hang with your non-skiing pals to maintain your friendships with them, and then graciously wave goodbye when the snow flies and the mountains swallow you whole.

As you anticipate the upcoming winter, try to be patient. Fall is a great time of year, you should embrace it by prepping for winter properly this year. At least keep busy so you’re not driving other people crazy with all your ski talk, and pray to the snow gods that it won’t last too long....
Bring on the snow!!!

LK

[iceman]

Shift your focus bitches!

hahaha, yes sir. I could ski that and die right quick yo.

However I still believe the Rev. used the wrong graphic. Phunk's one was much funnier. Oh, and it's pronounced "nye-jer"

But anyways.

[girlski0912]

Wow...have read every single post in this thread and can now say that I am officially STOKED for season (note the sarcasm)...thanks ONS for posting!

[The Suit]

I just made some waffle mix. The kids & I will breakfast well tomorrow. Thanks for the idea ...

[BakerBoy]

the board's just like high school. You have your cliques, you have your clowns, you have your attention whores, you have 30 guys vying for the attention of 1 female (at times), you have your prom king and queen (most popular)-great to watch people kiss their asses, you have your assholes, you have your egos, you have your know-it-alls, you have your two-faced punks, you have people that love to give advice about everyone elses lives to make them feel better about theirs, you have your animosity and jealousy towards others, you have your friendships, you have life.

Which one do I get to be?

[Schmear]

you have your eggos

....................

[phUnk]

I totally saw CR Johnson in the lift line at Park City once.

It was sick.

Also:

[seldon]

For some reason, my pathetic sense of humor really enjoys seeing this guy post:

"Unregistered
Registered User"

[Zeedashbo]

LMAO

Or I just wanted everyone to know that phUnk knows Tanner and CR, and I purchased a condo under his nutsack just so I could ride his balls!

i think 'nut rider' was missing from the wannabe list.

[FreakofSnow]

Okay, we've got excessive douchbag-ness on scummit899069. 15 yards.

After further review, Scummit is indeed licking Brett's balls, again. Male on male ball-licking should be confined to the locker room. That's an additional 15 yards and loss of down.

4th and texas, beyatch!

THat is some high quality stuff, keep it up Ref!

[bcrider]

and phUnk doesn't?

pleeease, niger.

the board's just like high school. You have your cliques, you have your clowns, you have your attention whores, you have 30 guys vying for the attention of 1 female (at times), you have your prom king and queen (most popular)-great to watch people kiss their asses, you have your assholes, you have your egos, you have your know-it-alls, you have your two-faced punks, you have people that love to give advice about everyone elses lives to make them feel better about theirs, you have your animosity and jealousy towards others, you have your friendships, you have life.
You can't be friends with everyone, you won't be liked by everyone, you aren't always going to be the center of attention and you won't always be the best at everything. Bitches.

I’d say this sums up a few different ski/snowboard chat rooms quite well.

We all have our roles.

Ps. Phunk

This picture is awesome.

http://tetongravity.com/forums/attac...tid=2587&stc=1