PLEASE DO NOT POST IN Mad Max's THREAD (LINK WITHIN)

[Keoni]

This thread reminds me of my scrotum tuck surgery

[vinzclortho]

He could have had them shipped to Chris23 and then had them forwarded.

but..mailboxes at dentist school are traditionally very small. the PR's prolly wouldn't fit.


LONG LIVE THE STUPIDEST THREAD EVER!!!!! this is great.

[Buzzworthy]

The one factor you are overlooking...

How would they get the skis mailed to Louisianna? Relative living in LA? That is the only way it would work.

I think KD would have blown the whistle a long time ago if Max had asked him to send the skis elsewhere.

I think he is real. Poor kid, the summit should be interesting.

Ok, Max may have done some stupid things and posted about it. We all have done that.

Max IS real. We can stop debating on that one.

I recieved a Freeskier Mag from him, addressed to "Buzzworthy real name" and the address and return address written my Max, as the handwriting looked to be from a teenager.

I opened the padded envelope he sent the mag in (from his own money) and there was a Freeskier with the plastic wrap still on. The address of the recipient of this mag does indeed reside in Lousiana and yes the last name is Gosey.

When Max put up a thread about having a double subscription and he was willing to send it to another maggot, I asked him about it. Turns out that I was the one he selected to send it too (he said it may help me thru those hard nights with the baby, very nice of him).

Max has good intentions. He will grow. He will learn from his mistakes. Just like many of us. He is eager, anxious and wants to contribute. He just needs a bit more guiding.

[phUnk]

By my calculations, we need approximately 172 more people telling Max what he should do with the skis, and about 58 more people stating the painfully obvious.

At that point, if my equations are correct, we will have THE BEST THREAD EVER.

In summary: I hate you. I hate you all.

[iceman]

I have been hynotized

Didja know that you can't just reply with a quote anymore? Well, you can't, which is why I'm writing this stuff.

[The Suit]

II figured that if I (a fucking gaper) didn't have use for them, then why the hell would some haxor maggot want them?

WTF does "haxor" mean?

[tuffy109]

and about 58 more people stating the painfully obvious.

you're a dork.

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[basom]

WTF does "haxor" mean?

ha1 also hah ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hä)
interj.
Used to express surprise, wonder, triumph, puzzlement, or pique.

XOR ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ksôr)
n.
A logical operator that returns a true value if one, but not both, of its operands is true. Also called exclusive OR.


thats the best i could come up with.

a triumphant logical operator.

[iceman]

you're a dork.

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Tuffy and Basom are funny.

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[Tippster]

repetitively banging your head against a brick wall will cause lasting damage over time...

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[AntiSoCalSkier]

Max, you shouldn't sell those skis

[Castro's]

By my calculations, we need approximately 172 more people telling Max what he should do with the skis, and about 58 more people stating the painfully obvious.

At that point, if my equations are correct, we will have THE BEST THREAD EVER.

In summary: I hate you. I hate you all.

God I feel sorry for this dead horse, ahh what the hell, lets beat the poor thing some more.

Max, I think you should have gone through with selling the skis on ebay. Seriously, its not like you won an engraved trophy, you won a pair of skis. Do you think that every person who has won a car doesn't sell the thing because its a trophy? Get real. Sell the mofo's, make some cash, and get some big stiff burly skis that you won't overpower so damn easily like the Bro's or the Stockli SS's. The B3 is no good for you. The kind of abuse you'll lay on them at the summit alone with cause them to fall apart. Better yet, I bet you can get a great deal on some Stockli Astroid 201's. They're a few years old now so you could probably buy three pairs of them with the profit you'll make off the PR's. Why do you need three pairs of them you may ask? Well, even though they are some burly sticks, you never know when a ski might snap in half after you repeatedly drop into Corbet's at the summit.

(although I previously responded to this thread, I don't think I actuallly told Max what to do the with skis) 171 to go.

[gramps]

Yeah, he should probably keep the skis (170)
Max is a good kid, he's just an overthinks things, and the fact that all he thinks about is skiing makes for some awkward situations. That, and he hasn't quite learned the art of when NOT to say something. (54)

Edit- I agree. Max definitely needs some 200+ Stocklis.

[cololi]

I just felt like I should post in here because everyone else has.

[ole2planker]

Paraphrasing Richard Milhouse Nixon, I could post here, but that'd be wrong.

[EPSkis]

Who'd have thought that our new Service Manager would turn out to be a gorgeous blonde?

Today doesn't suck.

[Buzzworthy]

Didja know that you can't just reply with a quote anymore? Well, you can't, which is why I'm writing this stuff.

Ice, too many things match up.


I would love to be proved wrong, that this aint Max. This would be an all time record for an alias and the actions involved if this in not indeed Max.


And no, I have not been to the "hynotizist".

[zion zig zag]

I know for a fact the kid ain't real. Because i've met the *not* him. Oh, and Max, you should keep the skis.

[teledave]

"Whoever said skiing on fat skis is like having sex with a fat chick, has obviously never had sex with a fat chick." -Jack Handy

Well I think Max should go have sex with a fat chick so that he will know whether or not he needs to be skiing on fat skis. Pics are NOT encouraged however.

[grrrr]

Yes, but then he would have to change his name to "bigmax4hottiies".

[teledave]

Yes, but then he would have to change his name to "bigmax4hottiies".

No, it would need to be "max4bighotties"

[seldon]

No, it would need to be "max4bighotties"

Two drops!

and ten characters

[dipstik]

[crashnburn'd]

so you shat outside and then wiped your ass with a really large sock... No one cares

[dipstik]

so you shat outside and then wiped your ass with a really large sock... No one cares

Actually, I took the shit inside.