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    Frozenwaters New Job

    I think Frozenwater likes his new job....he keeps showing up without a tie and typically has on a beanie claiming some shit about corporate life that no one can even understand. Every Friday at about 3 he goes and buys a 12 pack for the office - apparently he did'nt used to get to do that either. I can't wait to see what happens to him when there is snow on the ground and he realizes that he is 25 steps from the largest tram in North America.......

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    I've been noticing the same stuff.
    "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention to arrive safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: Wow!!! What a ride!"


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    <snipped because it wasn't very funny>

    What is this? ... are the Maggots drawing in the TGR staff just like we did to the Powder staff when we were at the old site???
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    Thumbs up

    Good.

    Couldn't have happened to a better guy. Live it up frozen one.

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    We are always in here we just keep a low profile....

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    Yup...you guys got a steal there. Wicked smaht and funnier than hell...especially now that he's free of the confines of his old lair.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eiger
    I can't wait to see what happens to him when there is snow on the ground and he realizes that he is 25 steps from the largest tram in North America.......
    Damn, you moved frozen to Gatlinburg?!?!
    The largest tram in North America.... (capacity 150, I think)
    http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic19060.jpg
    Even though it doesn't go anywhere much. Oh well, frozen you can always look me up.

    (Congrats, on the job man. Nothing like having a job where drinking during business hours is not only accepted but expected, unless it's a job where powder skiing during business hours is not only accepted but expected.)
    I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.

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    Sorry....best tram in N.A.

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    Uh.... Gatlinburg is in Tennessee : http://www.gatlinburg.com/

    No matter how strange thier ways down there may seem to the rest of us, I assure you that Tennessee is in our country and in North America.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eiger
    Every Friday at about 3 he goes and buys a 12 pack for the office .......
    What kind of beer?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Eiger and TGR - you guys had better watch out... this place can be addictive (as I'm sure you are well aware). Please don't let it contribute to a lackluster pride in your work, thereby indirectly being responsible for crappy movie next year.
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    Then again.. It may be already too late. I haven't seen this year's movie yet...
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    heh. The boys here at TGR keep a constant pulse on the board. Reading the reviews today of Soul Purpose has been especially interesting.

    -As far as the job goes, I have deliverables, stress out and can't sleep at night, and am constantly striving to please "the man" - but....

    the beers, the parties, the lifestyle, the tram, the skiing, the goods.... damn.

    Not sure I deserve this. But I am not going to give it up anytime soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frozenwater
    Not sure I deserve this. But I am not going to give it up anytime soon.
    Just watch out who you sell your car to.

    Body of missing Sara Lee executive found frozen

    Disturbing? Yes. But so is duckicide.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    duckicide.

    Sssssshhh.

    They probably don't know about the duckicide.

    Nor should they.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Sssssshhh.

    They probably don't know about the duckicide.

    Nor should they.
    Agreed. Let sleeping dogs lie.

    And dead ducks... float.

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    How much of that 12 pack does the midget drink?

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    Do you realize that you TGR boys have made history with Mr. F?

    Many years I have wanted to have a beer with Frozen, but he said" I hate the stuff, man" and proceeds to pour a vodka/vodka/something.

    Frozen, you owe me a beer drinking session soon enough!!!
    Buzz

    And Soul Purpose was great. Good thing I bought it, as the pre-during-post drinking and stuff went to full tilt. Ho, Woodsy and I were in bad (or good depending how you look at it) shape later, but damn that was a fun night.

    BTW, thanks a ton for the Sessions backcountry backpack I won. Now I can go post hole your skin tracks. Just kidding, am waiting on my boards to come, that is right, plural, Im skiing some this winter.
    "boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty5[url=http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/24/missing.exec.ap/index.html
    Body of missing Sara Lee executive found frozen[/url]

    "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee"

    another myth shattered

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