F-ing terrible time waster for those without real jobs... (NSR)

[Ubersheist]

20 Questions online

I beat it with "clouds," but it beat me with cubicle and mule deer. Fucker.

[FNG]

beat it with 'iceburg' on the first try.

[grrrr]

Actually, that was kinda fun. I beat it with hay hooks, heat wave and barometer. It beat me with argon. What I wanna know is, how the fuck did it know to guess argon and not some other inert gas???

[EPSkis]

Not bad. The damn thing guessed "pomegranate".

[yogachik]

that was fun. It beat me with turkey but I got it with snowboard bindings (although it did guess skis on the 20th try).

[Keoni]

Does your mother know what you are thinking about?
I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but,
I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?
Yes , No , Close

28. Are there many different sorts of it? No.
27. Do you clean it regularly? Yes.
26. Does it have a hole in it? No.
25. Is it usually visible? No.
24. Do you use it in your home? Yes.
23. Can it be used for recreation? Yes.
22. Is it outside? No.
edit...1-21

heh, I win with my balls

[bagtagley]

Damn, it guessed bong...and it guilt tripped me.

[Will]

I just stumped it first try with "cardboard box". We had some disagreements though over how many corners a box has and whether or not you can purchase them in packs.

[juicy]

It has no idea what a spring loaded camming device is.

[iceman]

That thing asks some damn stupid questions sometimes. For example, I pick "mineral" and after a couple of questions it asks "does it live in a forest"?". Stupid computers.

[SponsoredByDuctTape]

Uncommon Knowledge about a nail gun

Can you find it in a house? I say No.
Is it round? I say Probably.
Is some part of it made of glass? I say Probably.
Do you open and close it? I say Yes.
Does it burn? I say Probably.
Does a basketball player use it? I say Probably.
Does it have four wheels? I say Yes.
Does it have physical substance? I say No.
Does it taste sweet? I say Yes.


That's funny, every nail gun I've licked tastes bitter.

[SponsoredByDuctTape]

This thing is a comedian.

Uncommon Knowledge about a staple

Can you use it 24 hours a day? I say No.
Would you touch it with a 10-foot pole? I say Doubtful.
Does it win races? I say Probably.
Is it delivered? I say Probably.
Does it have a pointed snout? I say Probably.
Does it have a spine? I say Probably.
Is it a herbivore? I say Probably.

A dangerous, vegetarian, racing staple?

[SponsoredByDuctTape]

Uncommon Knowledge about a fart

Is it involved in movies? I say Yes.
Can you play games with it? I say Yes.
Can it cheer you up? I say Yes.
Does it bring joy to people? I say Yes.
Is it pleasurable? I say Yes.
Does it fly? I say Probably.
Can you use it with your friends? I say Yes.
Does a basketball player use it? I say No.
Does it burn? I say Yes.
Is it made in many different styles? I say Yes.
Can you control it? I say Yes.
Are there many different sorts of it? I say Yes.
Can you blow it up? I say Probably.
Can you add it to a salad? I say Probably.
Does it smell sweet? I say Probably.
Is it a type of cat? I say Probably.

[eDub]

damn thing got me with "gnu" on question #17 and it was the first animal it guessed.

How the hell did it know gnu instead of camel, zebra, oryx or whatever?!?!

[boarderline]

Comedic results with 'condom':

I am guessing that it is lubricant?
Yes , No , Close
19. Does it contain a liquid? Yes.
18. Can you put something into it? Yes.
17. Can you play games with it? Yes.
16. Does it have a hole in it? No.
15. Do you use it in public? No.
14. Is it comforting? Yes.
13. Does it get wet? Yes.
12. Can you use it with your friends? Yes.
11. Would you use it in the dark? Yes.
10. Is it flat? No.
9. Is it something you can wear? Yes.
8. Can you eat it? No.
7. Do most people use this daily? No.
6. Do you use it at work? No.
5. Is it something you can purchase? Yes.
4. Can it fit in an envelope? Yes.
3. Would you give it as a gift? No.
2. Is it hard? No.
1. It is classified as Other.