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    Sometimes...

    ...when you're sitting in a coffee shop alone, because your girlfriend got your unemployed-ass up way to early to give her a ride to grad school, and you're sipping your one dollar coffee and using the free Wi-Fi to surf the TGR forums, and you find a short black hair clinging to the inside of your coffee cup imitating a hairline fracture, you just go ahead and assume the hair came off your own brown-blond head, pluck it out of the cup, and go about your day.
    ROBOTS ARE EATING MY FACE.

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    What do you do the other times it happens?

    Sick and ashamed and happy (and a nice symbiosis between your user label and your words),
    d.

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    Pubic hairs

    I once found a pube in my rice at an Alberto's in Cali - Gross

    It's Friday...
    You ain't got no job...
    and you ain't got shit to do......

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    Quote Originally Posted by gincognito
    What do you do the other times it happens?
    Floss with it?
    Old's Cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gincognito
    What do you do the other times it happens?

    Sick and ashamed and happy (and a nice symbiosis between your user label and your words),
    d.
    Maybe ask for a new coffee, but I got the sugar and cream proportions just right in this cup and I don't want to ruin it. And I don't want to get up.
    ROBOTS ARE EATING MY FACE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bossass
    ...when you're sitting in a coffee shop alone, because your girlfriend got your unemployed-ass up way to early to give her a ride to grad school, and you're sipping your one dollar coffee and using the free Wi-Fi to surf the TGR forums, and you find a short black hair clinging to the inside of your coffee cup imitating a hairline fracture, you just go ahead and assume the hair came off your own brown-blond head, pluck it out of the cup, and go about your day,
    ....knowing you should have never shared that cup with your girlfriend after she got home at 3am because she spent the night out 'with the girls'.

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