OOOWWWWW!!!!!!

[El Kabong]

god damnit, just did a drunken faceplant into the middle of colorado boulevard on my longboard. Now i have to stay up late enough to stop the bleeding before I can go to bed, reducing the chances of making an 8 o clock class even slimmer.

Just a reminder, friends dont let friends skate drunk.

[basom]

at least you are in med school and can practice stitching yourself up.

[Tresckow]

Late in the summer, I make a deliberate effort to retire my longboard to my closet. If i don't, the damn thing lays next to the door begging for a ride. It knows I'm prone to not using my brain, especially after drinking. I figure if I can make it through the whole damn summer, I better not fack it up doing something stupid involving cars, pavement, and my body.

A couple weeks ago, a buddy of mine got on the payment plan when he took a nasty digger. Now he can't move his arm through Dec. Hasn't curtailed his bitching and moaning to the ladies however, so you might have that going for you.

Get yourself a good bar story, cause I hear some chicks dig stupid scars all over someone with a good story. Git sum!

[Arty50]

Get yourself a good bar story, cause I hear some chicks dig stupid scars all over someone with a good story. Git sum!

Hmmmm...

"So there I was up on the top of Heart Chute. It's this really hard run at Kirkwood. You have to jump 100 feet to get in, it's 70 degrees inside, and the exit is 2 inches wide to a 200 foot drop. So, I was just about to drop in when Glen Plake pulls up and calls me a fucking pussy. After all, a real man would straighline the whole thing. So I say fuck it and drop in parallel. I made it all the way through when a crow flew into my lip on the last drop. Man did that suck. I still managed to land perfectly...cause I'm rad...but that stupid crow had cut my lip open. Luckily I had duck tape on me and just taped the wound shut."

[Lovitz]Yeah, that's the ticket.[/Lovitz]

[1080Rider]

"So there I was up on the top of Heart Chute. It's this really hard run at Kirkwood. You have to jump 100 feet to get in, it's 70 degrees inside, and the exit is 2 inches wide to a 200 foot drop. So, I was just about to drop in when Glen Plake pulls up and calls me a fucking pussy. After all, a real man would straighline the whole thing. So I say fuck it and drop in parallel. I made it all the way through when a crow flew into my lip on the last drop. Man did that suck. I still managed to land perfectly...cause I'm rad...but that stupid crow had cut my lip open. Luckily I had duck tape on me and just taped the wound shut."

Hey you bastard, THAT'S MY STORY! Damn dude, you better not be using that one around town!

[Below Zero]

Was it as bad as Sarah Burke's faceplant off that rail in "Yearbook". Ouch, now that looked nasty!