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  1. 09-22-2009, 06:58 AM #1
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    Lesson: don't call your wife 'Captain Obvious'

    As she said, she was just trying to be helpful. Sometimes you're just too insensitive to appreciate that. It would seem.
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  2. 09-22-2009, 07:03 AM #2
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    Don't ever call her fat, either. Even chubby is bad.
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    They live on a different planet. So many times I just have to bite my tongue when my wife's trying to accomplish somethng easy in a difficult, bass-ackward way that half the time doesn't even work. Of course I'm not always Mr. Sensible myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Don't ever call her fat, either. Even chubby is bad.
    Thanks, Captain Obvious.

    Shit, now are you going to be all moody with me?
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    well, don't come to me for advice. My ex would go to tears if I ordered the wrong chinese food. wahdoIno.
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    I've found that nowhere in my life so much as my marriage, is discretion the better part of valor. lol...
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    What was the original statement by you wife?

    If it was "Sweet blog!" You hit the nail on the head.
    In with the 9.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    well, don't come to me for advice. My ex would go to tears if I ordered the wrong chinese food. wahdoIno.
    Would you deliver it too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    My ex would go to tears if I ordered the wrong chinese food.
    "My ex"
    Good call on that one, BP...
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    Quote Originally Posted by berko View Post
    What was the original statement by you wife?
    "I married a complete toolbag"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dexter Rutecki View Post
    Lesson: don't call your wife 'Captain Obvious'


    True. The correct term is "Princess Obvious".
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    51% sweetheart 50% bitch don't push it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonesy View Post
    51% sweetheart 50% bitch don't push it.
    Somebody needs a math tutor. Oh, shit I just realigned my percentages and the bitch is winning!
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    I feel when I read your statements I am not able to connect emotionally with you guys...p.s..take out the garbage
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  15. 09-22-2009, 12:09 PM #15
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    my new favorite response is.......'more than you think' to every question she asks and it seems to be working.

    Does this dress make me look fat? More than you think.
    Do you think that girl is hot? More than you think.
    Are my questions annoying you? More than you think.

    If you don't mind sleeping on the sofa, feel free to use my line
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    Chef Retardo is my wife's kitchen name. She even embraces it. Came about while watching Chef Mario Batali.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MightyQuinn View Post
    Somebody needs a math tutor. Oh, shit I just realigned my percentages and the bitch is winning!
    Easy, killer- you don't want her to give it 110%.
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    The useless comments are way worse when your S/O is used to talking to first graders all day...

    "Don't break the scissors."

    "Be careful with that."

    Etc etc etc... all the time.

    No, I was totally planning on breaking it.
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    like ralphie says, you can be right, or you can be happy.
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
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    it's better than "Captain Oblivious"...trust me.
    ...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.
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  22. 09-22-2009, 03:45 PM #22
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    See. Now this is why you get a mail order bride that barely speaks english, you can mouth off and as long as you're smiling; she's none the wiser and goes back to completing her wifely duties.
    TGR forums cannot handle SkiCougar !
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  23. 09-22-2009, 04:04 PM #23
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    Huge vibes for Dexter's wife:

    ++++++++++++++VIBES!!!!+++++++++++++++
    Help out a pup or kitteh

    Do it for the critterz

    Res dogz could use a break
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    what are you, blind!? isn't a good thing to ask your wife when she says she can't see the exit sign off the highway.
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