Chicken suit part deux

[Dexter Rutecki]

So, George is in town again. I hadn't realized he was coming to the UN thing until today. Fucks up traffic...but, he'll be here (just AM?) tomorrow, and it's time to go chicken hunting again.
Don't know where I'll be exactly, just a heads up to any other NYC area people who might have suggestions, want to participate, hurl derision my way, whatever.
Oh, and thus far the $ contributions to the cause amount to nada. Also, no one's spoken up to wear it to other GOP events around the country. I'd like to see Cornhole at the VP debate wearing this thing, and maybe Karl Stall at Wash U.
Unfortunately, I was kinda counting on George trying to duck some debates (like his daddy did), but he agreed to the three. Suit woulda been doubly useful if he had shown his true colors and skipped out of one (I know he was reluctant to take voters' questions--no surprise).

Oh yeah, this post has been NSR, it would seem.

[Tippster]

Well, that's kinda fucked. Way to lame out, fuckers. He only bought the fucking thing because you said you'd help out. Dex, pm me your paypal account e-mail. I'll send some flash your way...

[glademaster]

Damn Dex, that blows. I've spent the last few weeks scraping together some dough to pay for my normal high school expenses and send some to you. Will drop you a PM when it's in the mail.

[Dexter Rutecki]

I understand why Tippster said what he did (and it's true that I decided to shell out after seeing people's pledges), but I wasn't counting on everyone who pledged actually sending $. A guy like glademaster really shouldn't send me money if he's trying to cover school costs. I won't embarass iceman by explaining how he lost his wallet and can't use paypal right now...

Oh yeah, how can I figure out where Bush will be tomorrow? It's not on the Bush website (which is full of enough lies to make the Swiftboat people look like they're in a truth telling contest).

[iceman]

I'll cough up like I said I would now that I have credit cards again. PM or email me the paypal addy (yeah, again, sorry) that works for you and it's done.

[Tippster]

Actually I just wanted to use a derivation of the word "Fuck" in three consecutive sentences.

Glademaster, save your money for skiing and wooing women. That's your assignment, should you chose to accept it. We gotcha covered.

[glademaster]

Originally posted by Tippster
Actually I just wanted to use a derivation of the word "Fuck" in three consecutive sentences.

Glademaster, save your money for skiing and wooing women. That's your assignment, should you chose to accept it. We gotcha covered.

It's all gonna go to skiing. All the chicks I got to school with (Blair Academy) have more money than I prolly ever will. Someone who recently got their liscense has a brand new blinged-out Escalade. That pisses me off. Anyway, there isn't much chance of wooing chicks who drive cars like that wear 400 dollar shoes with my summer lawn-mowing money.

I need a normal, down to earth chick who rips on skis.

[end rant/hijack]

[Dexter Rutecki]

I'll loan you the suit. Chicks dig it.

[CUBUCK]

dex i swear I passed you in the 86th street station on sunday. By the time I realized it you were gone. Heading up to catch the yanks and sox?

[Dexter Rutecki]

Yeah, I was meeting snorkeldeep. About 12:15, right?
So anyone able to tell me where Bush is? Anyone figure out which hotel he's staying at? I'm guessing the Plaza, but who knows.

[freshie247]

[Quote
I need a normal, down to earth chick who rips on skis.

That's where it all falls down now doesn't it.But you are young & life is long! Don't get too jaded!

[FreakofSnow]

Maybe you can talk to this chick

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...%20bridger.jpg

In case you were wondering that was Bridger Bowl a few years back on the last day....always wild shit happening on that day.

[Dexter Rutecki]

Can't do it. I just figured out that he's at the Waldorf, but I think it's too late for me to do it now. A friend of mine works at Prudential/Wachovia, overlooking the downtown heliport Marine One leaves from, but he said I wouldn't get anywhere close to Bush. I guess he drives (the wrong way) down FDR and doesn't even have to take the usual exit to get to the heliport. And they shut everything down around him, so no one can get near (then Marine One flies to JFK over water the entire time--they don't even cross over Brooklyn, according to my friend).

[basom]

Can't do it. I just figured out that he's at the Waldorf, but I think it's too late for me to do it now. A friend of mine works at Prudential/Wachovia, overlooking the downtown heliport Marine One leaves from, but he said I wouldn't get anywhere close to Bush. I guess he drives (the wrong way) down FDR and doesn't even have to take the usual exit to get to the heliport. And they shut everything down around him, so no one can get near (then Marine One flies to JFK over water the entire time--they don't even cross over Brooklyn, according to my friend).

stupid president. always ruining our funny plots.

(pm you paypal addy to Flaker McBasehead one more time)

[snorkeldeep]

count me in for a chicken suit donation as well - send me your paypal when you get a chance - or i can just give you cash next time i see you.

[powpig]

Thought this was gonna be a thread about Barry Bonds. Never seen so many chicken suits as out at the ballpark this year. If you were on the other coast, you could probably rent it by the hour at the ballpark and make yer $$$ back pronto.

[Cornholio]

Whoa. I guess I missed all this first go around.

I'd gladly wear the suit to the VP debate... although the school is having a lottery for tickets, and I'm not guaranteed one. I really hope I get one... watching the big Dick get stomped on and resort to the usual pose of defensive arrogance will be awesome in person. It's the sort of thing that would only be more amusing with a chicken suit.

I'm sure the secret service would love it.